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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-22-2007, 01:47 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 164
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: BUSTO-->MOVE UPx12--> ROBUSTO--> kthx RESPONSIBLE GAMING SELF-BAN

LOL no good try I see who you think of but it's not me, wasn't sitting anymore. or maybe I just got owned once more cuz you made me nervous so I checked /images/graemlins/frown.gif
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-22-2007, 01:24 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 164
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: BUSTO-->MOVE UPx12--> ROBUSTO--> kthx RESPONSIBLE GAMING SELF-BAN

I hid the cards for pure dramatic effect and suspense LOL

Shoulda minraised the turn on the KQ hand for sure. [censored] OOP
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-22-2007, 01:22 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 164
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: BUSTO-->MOVE UPx12--> ROBUSTO--> kthx RESPONSIBLE GAMING SELF-BAN

And this is how I got to ~ $1.2K

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-22-2007, 01:19 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 164
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: BUSTO-->MOVE UPx12--> ROBUSTO--> kthx RESPONSIBLE GAMING SELF-BAN

And slightly aftwerwards:

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-22-2007, 01:01 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 164
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: BUSTO-->MOVE UPx12--> ROBUSTO--> kthx RESPONSIBLE GAMING SELF-BAN

Forgot to mention the hand that started my robusto trip when I was down to not much at all (had 100% of the roll on the table):

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $6 BB (2 handed) Hand History Converter...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-22-2007, 04:29 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 164
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: BUSTO-->MOVE UPx12--> ROBUSTO--> kthx RESPONSIBLE GAMING SELF-BAN

I did clear the bonus just before I started the HU match. Those $125 are the reason why I have been able to reach a negative $527 on a $500 deposit. I /images/graemlins/heart.gif bonuses. Like, I'd...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-22-2007, 03:50 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 164
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: BUSTO-->MOVE UPx12--> ROBUSTO--> kthx RESPONSIBLE GAMING SELF-BAN

Can't transfer but I think I can withdraw to my account. Of course I could deposit to an other site but I mean why would PS care if they're not involded in? I have plenty enough money at the bank to...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-22-2007, 03:38 AM
Replies: 22
Views: 164
Posted By AbZurrrd
BUSTO-->MOVE UPx12--> ROBUSTO--> kthx RESPONSIBLE GAMING SELF-BAN

Story in words:

1) Deposit $500 on Stars to clear the goddam $125
2) Pick full ring NL50. Monkey tilt 8 BI+ in one hour after clearing 1,600 FPPs.
3) Go on two dates.
4) Go back to poker and...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-21-2007, 06:20 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 303
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: LOOOOOOL WTF MAN!!! REAL POKERSTARS SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I work real hard:

http://img217.imageshack.us/img217/1710/broketu2.jpg
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-21-2007, 05:28 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 303
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: LOOOOOOL WTF MAN!!! REAL POKERSTARS SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

klay, 9/11 is behind all this.

obvious proof/get to know ur enemy:

http://vialardi.org/IRAQ/maps/kurdistan.jpg

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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-21-2007, 05:17 PM
Replies: 48
Views: 303
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: LOOOOOOL WTF MAN!!! REAL POKERSTARS SCANDAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!

once I got into trouble on Stars cuz I said I would take a [censored] on some dude's mum' face after he sucked out and he started bitchin at me cuz she passed away like the week before then. I told...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-21-2007, 04:47 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 44
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: GOT TILT? yeah baby ship it away

ICY but now I don't care my graph looks sexy.

I know it was fate: I received an email at 9:36 time of my 1st hand this morning saying I'd prolly be offered my dream job as a Risk Analyst. Hey I...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-21-2007, 10:48 AM
Replies: 3
Views: 44
Posted By AbZurrrd
GOT TILT? yeah baby ship it away

This is what happens when I decide to not play on a Thu night cuz I'm too drunk and then play early morning wake-up. Also I guess watching "Leaving Las Vegas" with N. Cage didn't help my anger...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-06-2007, 08:18 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 108
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: He was folding if he didn\'t hit his draw

cuz Villain runs bad at teh poker
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-06-2007, 08:17 PM
Replies: 45
Views: 205
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: Which would you rather have 77 or AK?

Doayallle is taking about deep money NLHE cash.

Whatcha gonna do with ur AA. I'd rather have 97o in those games.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-06-2007, 08:14 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 108
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: He was folding if he didn\'t hit his draw

He totally outplayed you:

Holdem Hi: 990 enumerated boards containing 9c 5d 7h
cards win %win lose %lose tie %tie EV
As Ad 625 63.13 353 35.66 12 1.21 0.637
6h 4h 353 ...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 09-06-2007, 06:49 PM
Replies: 82
Views: 324
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: Who is aba20?

http://ucblibraries.colorado.edu/musicimages/Rag/RagAba_2/RagAba_2_01a.jpg

I knew it was a tale the whole way
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-06-2007, 06:34 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 146
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: Sick Sharkscope graphs/stats...?

I'm gonna ask this Guy Laliberté guy to stake me to play $5K HU, but only vs him.

As a side note, Laliberté finished fourth in the Season Five World Poker Tour championship event, earning $696,220...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-06-2007, 06:21 PM
Replies: 109
Views: 352
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: Homegame, \"Thay Guy\", Chick (w/Pics)...

[ QUOTE ]
The picture of the guy with the aces makes me seriously consider quitting poker.

[/ QUOTE ]

This is the same exact thought I had when I saw it too...Now I have mixed feelings of...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-06-2007, 06:11 PM
Replies: 91
Views: 371
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: Settle a bet: How many internet players will clear $1-Mil in 2007?

A cool million is sure a beautiful thing. You can bring it with you to HSP and joke about it and buy tons of [censored].

So how do you get $1M pretax in 1 yr (taxes depend on countries and states...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-02-2007, 03:57 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 434
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: Brag: turned $400 into $13K playing cash in 2 weeks

I just turned $3K into $0 in 1 min by clicking the cash-out button. I like it that way
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-30-2007, 11:36 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 187
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: Looking for this baller pic

what's the policy at the Bellagio in terms of leaving/coming back w/ flags and cranberries?

I imagine you can't just pocket them in and out, or...CAN YOU?

(heard that story about that guy who...
Forum: Televised Poker 08-21-2007, 08:17 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 68
Posted By AbZurrrd
When you type \"Poker\" on YouTube

...the 1st thing you find is that hand between Farha and Oliver Hudson and IT [censored] TILTS ME EVERYTIME.

"ITS THE FIRST HAND OF THE MAIN EVEN FOR BOTH OF THESE GUYS"

OK we got it. Sammy...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-21-2007, 07:58 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 215
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: Las Vegas trip Brag, Beat and Variance

is it worse if u had sex but not remember it, or if u remember having sex while in fact you didnt???

legitimate question, i'd go w/ #2
Forum: BBV4Life 08-21-2007, 07:51 PM
Replies: 33
Views: 145
Posted By AbZurrrd
Re: Who\'s hotter?

calling them by their name is the show makes OP even more pathetic.

On a side note, I hit #1 hard (Google says she's 22 yippy), then I re-hit her a few times, then I ask #2 in marriage, and #3 can...
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