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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-21-2006, 10:39 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 105
Posted By huenix
Re: Friends having anonymous cybersex without knowing

The next time you see them together, introduce them to each other by their "Anonymous" names. Then walk away.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-19-2006, 10:17 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 151
Posted By huenix
Re: NOW I have figured out why I was DOOMSWITCHED at Party!

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Hello Andrew,

Don't worry, your secret is safe with me! Ha ha ha!

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Emailing support to shut off the doomswitch will never get old, but THIS is priceless.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-19-2006, 04:00 PM
Replies: 38
Views: 122
Posted By huenix
Re: Post a doomswitch email and reply

Just the right mix of incredulity and righteous indignation. Nice letter.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-14-2006, 01:20 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 76
Posted By huenix
Re: writing off part of an apartment as a pro poker player? (sorry x-p

Part of me wants to make up some [censored] about taxes and post it here. But that part of me is small.

Josh, call the IRS. Ask them the rules. The IRS phone line is actually pretty easy to deal...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-13-2006, 11:10 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 124
Posted By huenix
Re: beat: my pt database has been compacting for almost 2 hours now

Postgres on linux or solaris, and its not even close.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-13-2006, 09:45 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 21
Posted By huenix
Re: the winning side of a cooler

I've gotten pissed at poker before. Pissed enough to hit things. But twice I've gotten SF'ed to my nut flush. And both times the villian played the hand perfectly. Both times I was actually happy for...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-12-2006, 09:53 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 52
Posted By huenix
Re: Why a poker player wants to get it in with the best of it

You can't really expect to be a winning player with W$SD of 30. You need to work on that first.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-01-2006, 02:55 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 42
Posted By huenix
Re: T8o No Good Sir

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whats with the cute raise amounts?

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Im gonna guess "Crappy party slider"...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-24-2006, 11:50 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 61
Posted By huenix
Re: Seriously getting bit in the ass (no really, literally bit in my

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That hotel looks familar.

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it should, you're jewish

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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-23-2006, 11:38 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 234
Posted By huenix
Re: Post your last 5k hands!!

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huenix,

I post a graph with a range of $200 and you have the audacity to post in BB's? wtf man.

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I'm a jackass. Better now?
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-23-2006, 11:32 PM
Replies: 67
Views: 234
Posted By huenix
Re: Post your last 5k hands!!

http://www.huenix.com/images/last5k.jpg
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-19-2006, 03:19 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 37
Posted By huenix
Re: 10BB 6max Limit Holdem Challenge

Sick that you can run <15 VPIP and still get any action on 6 max. Sick that you can run 40/60 for wtsd/w$sd. GL man.
Forum: Small Stakes 08-19-2006, 01:40 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 38
Posted By huenix
Re: Badly played 2 pair?

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What is calling here that we beat?

Spew.

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what he said.
Forum: Small Stakes 08-19-2006, 01:12 AM
Replies: 5
Views: 38
Posted By huenix
Badly played 2 pair?

Proper line, read dependent or just spew? If you care about the read, button was TAG to maybe LAG, but just won two big pots with relative junk (Middle pair, and middle pocket pair). I have 150+...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-19-2006, 12:04 AM
Replies: 13
Views: 50
Posted By huenix
Re: WTF is the point in playing this [censored]

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Wow could you be much more of a whining little pussy?

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NH, sir.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-18-2006, 10:02 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 51
Posted By huenix
Re: LOL with me @ AWESOMEST FISH CHAT EVARRRR

Wat to get most of it in when behind. Push the flop, you pansy.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-16-2006, 02:35 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 54
Posted By huenix
Re: Doyle\'s Room admits to using the DOOMSWITCH

I LOL'ed. Hell, I am STILL LOL'ing.

That was the worst and best possible mis-type evar.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-16-2006, 02:16 AM
Replies: 182
Views: 1,239
Posted By huenix
Re: what aba20 can do in a day...

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Suck at NLHE much?

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Yeah, quite a bunch.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-16-2006, 02:12 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 87
Posted By huenix
Re: did it again

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There's more to life than beating high stakes games and having lots of money.

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I don't wanna see K busto, but.. Name one effing thing? Cause fame is fleeting, women will...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-16-2006, 02:09 AM
Replies: 182
Views: 1,239
Posted By huenix
Re: what aba20 can do in a day...

Christ. My yearly salary including bonii. Dude, you rock.

BTWm FSB to steal 77%? Weak tight much?
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-16-2006, 12:50 AM
Replies: 6
Views: 37
Posted By huenix
Re: beat: wallet in the wash

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going walletless
like going freeball

is one of the best decisions i have ever made

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My boss started wrapping his $$ in a blue rubber band. Its balla AND takes up less...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-16-2006, 12:43 AM
Replies: 260
Views: 817
Posted By huenix
Re: MY DEMISE-- LONG, PARTY IS RIGGED, FOR REAL -500k

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I'm much more in the ghetto than you two crackers. I bet they don't even have hyenas on leashes there.

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Not that I recall. There was an iranian at the convenience store...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-15-2006, 11:37 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 62
Posted By huenix
Re: thx for blowing me

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Run good much?

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u made all of your downswing back yet?

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what's a yves downswing? 8 PTBB?
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-15-2006, 11:29 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 51
Posted By huenix
Re: RIVERSTARS IS RIGGED!

[censored], I have a fish at one table, sitting w/ 4 buyins, playing 60/30/6 and I can't bust him. Worse still. Some damned nit to his right plays like 1 hand per orbit. He's paying bb/sb to play in...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-15-2006, 10:42 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 24
Posted By huenix
Its all about position

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.25 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from FlopTurnRiver.com (http://www.flopturnriver.com) (Format:...
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