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Forum: BBV4Life 09-25-2007, 12:27 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 101
Posted By Membrate
Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo

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WHERE DOES HE SAY ITS 50-50 IT WORKS WITH ANY DISTRIBUTION YOU [censored] IDIOT NO NEW PUZZEL 4 U

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sigh....

assume your puppy 100. You see 77 puppies have jizz,...
Forum: BBV4Life 09-25-2007, 12:10 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 101
Posted By Membrate
Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condoms

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so jesus, since he is the all caring lamb of god said i'll make u a deal puppies. i will line u all up single file and put a used condom on each of ur heads. some of the condoms will be...
Forum: BBV4Life 09-25-2007, 11:58 AM
Replies: 21
Views: 101
Posted By Membrate
Re: by popular demand PUZZLE TIME III featuring jesus, animals & condo

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the puppies decide that puppy 100 should count all of the jizz filled condoms in front of him. If there is an odd number, he calls out jizz, if even, he calls out tears.

puppy 99 then...
Forum: BBV4Life 09-21-2007, 10:05 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 92
Posted By Membrate
Forum: BBV4Life 09-18-2007, 01:15 PM
Replies: 114
Views: 398
Posted By Membrate
Re: Shocking headline

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i told my dad this earlier (who is english/south african) and he just laughed and said he has a soft spot for the french. at least they are unpredictable says he

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Forum: BBV4Life 09-17-2007, 12:58 PM
Replies: 36
Views: 160
Posted By Membrate
Re: My First Asian

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Update: Did the deed. Possible threesome in the works. Will discuss tomorrow.

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Possibly the worst TR evah.
Forum: BBV4Life 09-17-2007, 10:08 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 154
Posted By Membrate
Re: Hudgest beat!!!

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it wasnt a random girl....was one of her friends she just fliped out and i went with it(joking around) for a minute thinking it was funny then it went all downhill. joke is my shirts now...
Forum: BBV4Life 09-17-2007, 07:53 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 154
Posted By Membrate
Re: Hudgest beat!!!

Curious, how would you react to a random dude answering your girls phone at 4.30am?
Forum: BBV4Life 09-16-2007, 05:52 AM
Replies: 20
Views: 102
Posted By Membrate
Re: You Bastards Came This Close To Killing Me

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Brag: Mom caught you jerking off.

Beat: You live in the garage.

Variance: She's gonna tell your Dad.

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Forum: MOD DISCUSSION 09-15-2007, 07:38 AM
Replies: 115
Views: 577
Posted By Membrate
Re: Yeah So I wont be Dinking and driving anymore

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4. Providing a person with alcohol who subsequently gets a DUI or DWI (new law)
Maximum sentence: Imprisonment with hard labor not exceeding 3 years or a fine not exceeding 500,000 yen...
Forum: BBV4Life 09-15-2007, 07:34 AM
Replies: 52
Views: 186
Posted By Membrate
Forum: BBV4Life 09-09-2007, 09:42 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 175
Posted By Membrate
Re: help me bbv4l! girl advice needed, not long with cliff notes

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she immediately latches on to this rich guy at this point. btw, this guy isn't a looker at all, just loaded. with that i loose track of her and am entertaining the brazilian guy. he...
Forum: BBV4Life 09-09-2007, 08:37 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 116
Posted By Membrate
Re: blackout

[ ] Pics
[x] Ban
Forum: BBV4Life 09-09-2007, 08:27 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 78
Posted By Membrate
Re: The Biggest Winner Ever in NL100 NRLGolf15

Although from reading that log i think the guy is 100% bs'ing. for someone 9 tabling 100NL its entirely possible to make 20k p/m rough estimatez, he only needs to win 1 buy in per day per table to...
Forum: BBV4Life 09-08-2007, 03:47 PM
Replies: 43
Views: 228
Posted By Membrate
Re: Internet Speed Brag

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd43/Membrat3/Speedz.jpg

DL Speed a few meg slower than usual but meh itll do :P
Forum: BBV4Life 09-02-2007, 01:06 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 189
Posted By Membrate
Re: You cannot catch a rabbit

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when i was little my dad always told me that u can catch a rabbit by putting salt on its tail.

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If your close enough to put salt on a rabbits tail havent you already...
Forum: BBV4Life 09-01-2007, 12:02 PM
Replies: 13
Views: 96
Posted By Membrate
Re: Beat - I broke my finger

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd43/Membrat3/pokerchips2.jpg
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd43/Membrat3/Whiteshadow2.jpg
http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd43/Membrat3/Whiteshadow3.jpg
Forum: BBV4Life 09-01-2007, 09:32 AM
Replies: 19
Views: 92
Posted By Membrate
Re: Brag: I would screw Beth Ditto (NSFW)

http://www.leetforlife.com/upload/uploads/id_hit_it1.jpg
Forum: BBV4Life 09-01-2007, 08:40 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 606
Posted By Membrate
Re: Hottest jailbait evar! (w/ pics!)

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is no-one interested in brains these days?

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http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd43/Membrat3/Changez.jpg
Forum: BBV4Life 08-31-2007, 07:38 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 192
Posted By Membrate
Re: Nick\'s take on the Lurker situation

Vegasnick cracks me up "5% chance im gonna fail @ life and beat you to within an inch of yours, then im gonna take that inch!" where does his crazy hatred for 2+2 come from? BullyVictiments?

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Forum: BBV4Life 08-31-2007, 07:11 PM
Replies: 24
Views: 124
Posted By Membrate
Re: Murder 1

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LOL @ 'criminal databases'... someone's been watching too much crime drama. Fingerprints 'can' be used in court, but it's done by hand and only when other evidence has pointed to a...
Forum: BBV4Life 08-31-2007, 12:36 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 184
Posted By Membrate
Forum: BBV4Life 08-31-2007, 12:17 PM
Replies: 107
Views: 412
Posted By Membrate
Re: I Hate LOLcats

http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/taco.JPG
Forum: BBV4Life 08-31-2007, 11:58 AM
Replies: 39
Views: 369
Posted By Membrate
Re: Rate these \"Charlie\'s Angels\" Chicks...

http://i220.photobucket.com/albums/dd43/Membrat3/Fixed.jpg

Voting not needed as all 3 fail
Forum: BBV4Life 08-31-2007, 11:43 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 54
Posted By Membrate
Re: Does anyone have a Secret clearance?

OT - Awesome film
OT - Jessica Biel blows my mind

Bai
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