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Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 10:39 PM
Replies: 14
Views: 15
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: attn: chump change

Give to me your Grants, take from me my Jeffersons.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 04:49 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 43
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt, where have you gone? (semi NSFW)

No weeping here. I've enjoyed making fun of her, but would still gag her with a sock and totally jam that keister.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 05:03 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 16
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: what happened to jennifer love hewitt??? [pics inside]

looks like JLH forced Dids into giving her a rim job.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 05:01 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 9
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: I want a [censored] from these hos(post pics of people u want a BJ

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/11_04/hewittSPLASH2811_468x556.jpg


Because JLH giving head might be only way to shut her up. I'd also marvel at those scrumptious saddlebags.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 04:45 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 23
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: Farting in cups.

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How come when you fart and smell it.. it's like the best thing in the world.

and when someone else farts and you smell it.. you just wanna die.

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and how come they can't...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 04:30 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 43
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt, where have you gone? (semi NSFW)

"Captain, we must blast this oversize Romulan back into the neutral zone at once before her massive posterior disrupts Earth's solar orbit!!!"
Forum: BBV4Life 11-30-2007, 03:45 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 43
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: Jennifer Love Hewitt, where have you gone? (semi NSFW)

Looks like she ballooned from thin/annoying to mildly fat/annoying.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 08:47 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 50
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: You don\'t want it with these dudes

I'm feelin like some hyena butter cheerios right now...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-29-2007, 07:39 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 81
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: Picking up some work chick... gameplan

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"any HR around??? you have beautiful eyes!" (the guy running it was a 60 year old man hitting on these 21 year old chicks)

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just caught a glimpse of my future.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-29-2007, 04:25 PM
Replies: 102
Views: 83
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: Opening Moves That Lead to Head

Strap her with one of these (NSFW) (http://www.uploadgeek.com/uploads456/0/291068.jpg). She'll get the point.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-29-2007, 04:11 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 71
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome

-1st chair violin in LA Philharmonic at age 15

-Hand impaled by brother age 16 ending short violinist career

-joined US Air Force

-later became successful business owner

-took me on road...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 03:54 PM
Replies: 32
Views: 45
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: brag: Natalie Portman is hot

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Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 03:48 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 85
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: BRAG: 5 MOTHERFKIN PIES

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Yeah like I mentioned - generally one large meal and then snacking/smaller meal. Not hungry in the morning and I try to get a good lunch in around midday which...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 03:31 PM
Replies: 22
Views: 6
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: 2girls1cup

Too late for 2p2 beauty pageant contestants to enter in such an event? Might sway my vote in a tiebreaker.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 02:48 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 85
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: BRAG: 5 MOTHERFKIN PIES

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Yeah like I mentioned - generally one large meal and then snacking/smaller meal. Not hungry in the morning and I try to get a good lunch in around midday which generally tides me over...
Forum: Entertainment Betting 11-29-2007, 04:58 AM
Replies: 16
Views: 7
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: Caveman o/u. Any thoughts?

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Bodog has them at 4 1/2 shows.

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Including reruns???
Forum: Sporting Events 11-29-2007, 03:36 AM
Replies: 99
Views: 32
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: Fire Tony Kornheiser

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A couple years back or whenever it was, for the MNF doubleheader they put a 3 man team together with Jaws and Vermeil doing the color. They were great together.

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Would've...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 03:10 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 19
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: brag: i love penis

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Silly nation, dicks are for Dids.

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no pix plz...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 03:09 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 19
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: brag: i love penis

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it just looked so good i had to have it in my mouth

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pix plz...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 03:04 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 16
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: beat: driving in florida

Her rock-hard ass bends steel and she's free to chop my wood anytime.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 09:22 PM
Replies: 333
Views: 132
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: ****THE LADIES FINAL THREAD**** (NSFW -- LDO)

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fwiw the piercing would be hot hot hot as [censored] except one of my exes had one and it chipped her tooth all the time so her teeth ended up looking weird. theyre called...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 06:28 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 85
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: BRAG: 5 MOTHERFKIN PIES

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Please promise you will do better than Breyer's on your next run......

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http://aycu34.webshots.com/image/36753/2006316305010208521_rs.jpg
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 05:08 PM
Replies: 44
Views: 20
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: 60lb of weed found on I-4

East Naples cops sold weed way cheaper. FHP is trying to rip you off.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 04:27 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 85
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: BRAG: 5 MOTHERFKIN PIES

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What should I do with the dry ice first?

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DRY ICE BOMBS (http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=vTEPdeKLw4o&feature=related)
Forum: BBV4Life 11-28-2007, 02:42 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 19
Posted By johnnylovescandy
Re: cats and jerking it....

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whats bad is when you forget you have a family member in your room

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wait, wouldn't there have to be a family 'member' in the room? Or do you mean in-laws?
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