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Forum: Medium Stakes 09-06-2006, 05:05 PM
Replies: 6
Views: 29
Posted By molokoman
Re: River decision, against nitty boy

that's the best flop you can hope for with 77 besides flopped set. bet that damn flop. fold river
Forum: Medium Stakes 09-06-2006, 04:51 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 48
Posted By molokoman
Re: NL200 - AA - bet this riv?

looks like a good spot for villain to ck raise river with a weak holding. doubt that happens at 200nl though. check it back as played
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-26-2006, 05:52 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 305
Posted By molokoman
Re: Urinal Stagefright - Advice?

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so I was peeing like a racehorse. Guy comes in, goes to the urinal two down from me, and after a second says "Man, you sound serious" in almost a complimentary way.

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Forum: Other Other Topics 05-24-2006, 03:25 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 113
Posted By molokoman
Re: Jackass Steve-O is dying...

I've been told i look like Steve o. True or false?
This is the only picture I have.
http://img143.imageshack.us/img143/7145/543052255l6ki.jpg ...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-24-2006, 03:10 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 113
Posted By molokoman
Re: Jackass Steve-O is dying...

Dr. Drew: So Steve-O, I hear your dying of Myoclosyphililis?

Steve-O: Yeah dude.

Dr. Drew: Well would it cheer you up if I mocked your disease and reminded you your days of snorting wasabi are...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-24-2006, 02:56 AM
Replies: 23
Views: 353
Posted By molokoman
Re: people who wait until the end of a ring to pick up the phone

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Goddamn do I [censored] hate this. Especially when they pick up the phone in their hand at the exact wrong time and have to wait a really long time until they press the talk button and say...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-24-2006, 02:54 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 113
Posted By molokoman
Re: Jackass Steve-O is dying...

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Steve-o is a pretty cool guy IMHO.

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I'm not John Q. Bleeding Heart or anything, but I don't like hearing about anyone that finds out they have a bad disease,...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-22-2006, 05:28 PM
Replies: 127
Views: 472
Posted By molokoman
Re: Official Sopranos Thread 5-21

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The fact that its over a TV show is a mute point.


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Forum: Other Other Topics 05-21-2006, 04:20 AM
Replies: 70
Views: 406
Posted By molokoman
Re: Girls of Myspace PB edition nsfw

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some of his other highlights (hes also left that exact same fitzgerald quote on multiple girls)

"Even plastic Hippos (?) throw themselves at ya...! "

"Does the heart on your bikinni...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 05-20-2006, 06:26 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 539
Posted By molokoman
Re: Queer Eye for the Straight Guy

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I just saw a commercial for the new season of QEFTSG

http://img364.imageshack.us/img364/3855/edcommercial0iq.th.jpg (http://img364.imageshack.us/my.php?image=edcommercial0iq.jpg)

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Forum: Other Other Topics 05-20-2006, 03:24 AM
Replies: 38
Views: 157
Posted By molokoman
Re: You Bring Home A Chick....And It\'s Not A Chick

Never waste an erection.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-18-2006, 12:44 AM
Replies: 73
Views: 261
Posted By molokoman
Re: Approaching girls in bars: effective approaches etc

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thats the end of this story? weak.

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yeah I wanted a punchline of SOME kind

"this one time I made a sandwich, and, um, it was a pretty good sandwich."
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 09:32 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 67
Posted By molokoman
Re: I dont get it

If you didn't laugh when Jack Black kicked the dog off the bridge then I pity you.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 08:33 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 186
Posted By molokoman
Re: \"What would you say is your biggest weakness\"

Hack Squats.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 08:28 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 321
Posted By molokoman
Re: Give me a comeback for this douche-cookie.

Break every one of your Fat Tire beers over his dome piece.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 08:19 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 186
Posted By molokoman
Re: \"What would you say is your biggest weakness\"

I tend to embezzle.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 07:58 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 261
Posted By molokoman
Re: Approaching girls in bars: effective approaches etc

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thats the end of this story? weak.

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His response to the brother inquiring as to why the sister is going into convulsions is the story.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 07:54 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 186
Posted By molokoman
Re: \"What would you say is your biggest weakness\"

I have a debilitating drug habit.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 07:48 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 261
Posted By molokoman
Re: Approaching girls in bars: effective approaches etc

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GHB (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/GHB#Recreational)

Effective, but a little risky.

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True story
My friends were all [censored] around with GHB, getting really messed...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 07:43 PM
Replies: 92
Views: 321
Posted By molokoman
Re: Give me a comeback for this douche-cookie.

"If you plan on having sex with that tonight" point exaggeratingly at his woman "you're the one who is in need of beer."
Get in your convertible Camaro, blast some Leppard, and peel out.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 07:34 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 261
Posted By molokoman
Re: Approaching girls in bars: effective approaches etc

You're friend either looked like a young Paul Newman or slipped a roofie in the girls newly acquired drink.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 06:57 PM
Replies: 73
Views: 261
Posted By molokoman
Re: Approaching girls in bars: effective approaches etc

Here this should help.
My latest exchange with some girl (a friend of a friend) at a local bar.

me: So, whats that you're drinking?
her: It's a cosmo and it's delicious.
me: Oh, it looks...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 06:46 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 53
Posted By molokoman
Re: Cuban Cigars

My cousin sells them in his store for $18-25 usd depending on brand, size, and availability. Cohiba Siglo 3 has been my favorite Cuban. However, my tasting of Cuban's is very limited. I'd rather...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 06:19 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 142
Posted By molokoman
Re: She gets HALF!!?!

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I haven't seen RAW so I don't get the reference. I'm guessing it's a "must rent"?

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Yes, he does an entire bit on this subject. Great stuff.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-17-2006, 06:05 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 142
Posted By molokoman
Re: She gets HALF!!?!

http://img128.imageshack.us/img128/10/10898396752018598sx.jpg
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