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Forum: Other Other Topics 09-06-2007, 04:24 AM
Replies: 48
Views: 214
Posted By zPro
Re: Got my results today; me-...her+, what would you do?

Don't settle for this diseased bag of filth , get yourself some *clean* prime 20 year old.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-06-2007, 04:18 AM
Replies: 85
Views: 409
Posted By zPro
Re: My friend Scott *DELETED*

Post deleted by NT!
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-06-2007, 04:15 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 360
Posted By zPro
Re: Have you ever contemplated suicide

I thought waking up wanting to kill yourself was normal.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-06-2007, 04:07 AM
Replies: 332
Views: 1,233
Posted By zPro
Re: Worst movies you\'ve ever seen

Brick

The most try-hard, elaborate dialogue that you don't care about. I couldn't stand more than 20 mins.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-06-2007, 03:50 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 244
Posted By zPro
Re: Should i be mad at my friend?

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Should i be mad at my friend?

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If you have to ask, you are a god damn woman.
Forum: EDF 09-04-2007, 06:25 AM
Replies: 136
Views: 670
Posted By zPro
Re: Senator Larry Craig

The cop is definitely gay. Only a gay man would know the code.
Forum: Internet Gambling 08-27-2007, 08:01 PM
Replies: 184
Views: 1,340
Posted By zPro
Re: Bodog down?

I'm also having problems.
I can log in, but can't join a table.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-21-2007, 04:31 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 74
Posted By zPro
Re: OOT, I present to thee.... Anahí!

She's kind of ugly, and can't even speak english.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-20-2007, 06:40 AM
Replies: 55
Views: 281
Posted By zPro
Re: \"Why aren\'t you married?\"

I think people get married to feel safe. You go to school, college, job, then get married. Your friends, job, and school protect you from really being on your own.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-19-2007, 04:19 AM
Replies: 132
Views: 420
Posted By zPro
Re: Betraying my Brother (long)

You screwed up HUGE. This woman is going to use this as an excuse to divorce your bro. You are going to take all the heat for this one. Consider the sex as payment for helping her out.
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-07-2007, 03:37 PM
Replies: 41
Views: 190
Posted By zPro
Re: social anxiety

I recommend adderall. It should get you into a talkative state. Or you could try Ativan (lorazepam), it's habit-forming, but is great for axiety disorders. If you take too many, you will turn into...
Forum: Other Other Topics 05-05-2007, 08:03 PM
Replies: 210
Views: 735
Posted By zPro
Re: Amazing Pole Vaulter

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Forum: Other Other Topics 05-03-2007, 10:15 PM
Replies: 23
Views: 165
Posted By zPro
Re: my lower back hurts a lot.

I used to have lower back problems, this is the only thing that worked.
Gymnastic back bridge.
Take it slow, might take a week to get the arch.
http://www.aemma.org/images/gymnastic_bridge_150.jpg
Forum: Software 04-23-2007, 08:39 PM
Replies: 3
Views: 89
Posted By zPro
Can\'t log into Full Tilt, program crashes

I have never had problems with full tilt software, but it crashes everytime I run it. I cannot get past the loading screen. I uninstalled, then installed the software and it didn't help.
Anyone...
Forum: Psychology 04-23-2007, 02:29 PM
Replies: 16
Views: 88
Posted By zPro
Re: Playing serious poker not any longer

You are playing too loose, and not learning anything. Play super tight, just as an experiment. Get your VPIP down to 10-15%, if you're still losing report back.

Good luck!
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-23-2007, 02:12 PM
Replies: 143
Views: 784
Posted By zPro
Re: Pick up coffee shop girl?

I would keep thinking about it, no need to rush.
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-21-2007, 08:45 PM
Replies: 125
Views: 756
Posted By zPro
Re: To Catch a Predator

This never sat well with me, I always felt like Dateline was as much of a scumbag as these guys. These men are committing victimless crimes.

These guys think they hit the jackpot when they find...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-18-2007, 04:28 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 241
Posted By zPro
Re: Firing the second barrel

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Stop trying to be clever, just get her interested.

Call her and leave a message saying, "Hey xxx, it's snowball. You're not going to believe what happened. I was walking...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-18-2007, 03:10 PM
Replies: 66
Views: 241
Posted By zPro
Re: Firing the second barrel

Stop trying to be clever, just get her interested.

Call her and leave a message saying, "Hey xxx, it's snowball. You're not going to believe what happened. I was walking back from class and I...
Forum: Omaha High 04-17-2007, 04:07 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 336
Posted By zPro
$25 PLO folded nuts

Table was loose/passive no maniacs.


PokerStars Pot-Limit Omaha High, $0.25 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool (http://poker-tools.flopturnriver.com/Hand-Converter.php) from...
Forum: Other Other Topics 04-13-2007, 09:52 PM
Replies: 83
Views: 611
Posted By zPro
Re: Is this girl [censored] nuts?

This girl is so needy, she's trying to force you into a relationship. She is not normal, probably takes anti-psychotics. Stop banging her and GTFO.
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-30-2007, 07:00 PM
Replies: 37
Views: 490
Posted By zPro
Re: Help my hair not suck.

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american crew pomade, about a kidneybeans worth, perhaps a little less, mess to perfection!

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I prefer American Crew Fiber. It's like the pomade except it doesn't have...
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-25-2007, 10:11 AM
Replies: 185
Views: 1,153
Posted By zPro
Re: Roommate Steals IPOD, my play?

Post on a message board.
Make an elaborate plan to get him back.
Wait for the perfect moment.
2 months later forget about it.
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-25-2007, 10:04 AM
Replies: 65
Views: 237
Posted By zPro
Re: Favorite Ice Cream Flavor?

Licorice

I haven't had this in years.
Forum: Other Other Topics 03-24-2007, 09:17 AM
Replies: 30
Views: 159
Posted By zPro
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