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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-25-2007, 01:42 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 86
Posted By King Fish
Re: BEAT: Anyone else but out of their last 10 SNGs with bad beats?

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Also, im pretty sure all bad beats involve going in on the preflop, flop or turn.

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This happened to me last week:

I had just ordered a Pizza...meat lovers. I hold AA....
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-25-2007, 01:26 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 69
Posted By King Fish
Re: This is just getting silly now

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Since I moved to Stars after the AP scandal, I've been dealt AA 47 times in 8700 hands and I've LOST money overall (playing the same stakes).

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Then fold AA preflop and save...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-25-2007, 12:46 AM
Replies: 29
Views: 313
Posted By King Fish
Re: Brag: Made front page of paper, get ho\'s

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Beat: the writer DID NOT have permission to use my last name(fn press),

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But you don't mind publishing it for the whole of tha intrawebs to see?
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 10-24-2007, 09:38 PM
Replies: 31
Views: 104
Posted By King Fish
Re: Rags to Riches to Rags

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2300 hands is a very lazy day for many of us.

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Hell, even Brandi Rose can do that on a Friday night.

Edit: Sorry, I thought we were talking about hand jobs.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 07-16-2007, 01:26 AM
Replies: 152
Views: 1,103
Posted By King Fish
Re: John Esposito Repeats Challenge

Don't know Espo's HU limit game that well, but he is tasty tasty in NL and SH NL. His poker ego is far, far larger than his poker mind. Very easy to exploit, and easy to control.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-14-2007, 01:47 AM
Replies: 623
Views: 2,456
Posted By King Fish
Re: Never trust anyone pt. 2

LOL Don Quixotements
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-14-2007, 12:33 AM
Replies: 86
Views: 250
Posted By King Fish
Re: Sponger= most ultimate coward of BBV/poker

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The Lesson therefore is, boys and girls, that if you want to be good at poker either a)suck Lee Jones [censored] or b)take it up the ass from FT superiors like spongey boy. then ull be...
Forum: Televised Poker 03-14-2007, 12:08 AM
Replies: 142
Views: 769
Posted By King Fish
Re: The Phil Gordon-Erick Lindgren Incident on PAD

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Lindgren just likes picking on nerds, and he does it well.

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I'm a nerd, and he's always been extremely nice to me.
Forum: BBV4Life 03-10-2007, 02:52 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 114
Posted By King Fish
Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.

Alrighty, about to leave. Hopefully, I make it the 90 minutes.

If not, gues I'll just get the car detailed tomorrow.
Forum: BBV4Life 03-10-2007, 02:44 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 114
Posted By King Fish
Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.

And I have now spent more time on 2+2 making more stupid posts in one night than I can count. My head is spinning. I feel like crap.

And tomorrow, I'm gonna read all these stupid ass posts I...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 03-10-2007, 02:38 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 176
Posted By King Fish
Re: Casino Chips No Longer as Good as Cash

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35k worth of chips to play poker at NYNY?

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Heh. No. They were Bellagio Chips. Just wanted to show him that I had monies to spend.

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Forum: BBV4Life 03-10-2007, 02:36 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 508
Posted By King Fish
Re: Jokes so bad they are funny

A man walks into a bar, visibily shaken.

Man: "Bartender! Three shots of vodka...Quick!"

He downs them fast.

Man: "Bartender! How tall is a penguin?"

Bartender: "About 2 feet, why?"
Forum: BBV4Life 03-10-2007, 02:33 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 114
Posted By King Fish
Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.

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No, the only satisfing [censored] are the ones that come it in 1 solid log, don't smell, and you don't even have to wipe.

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The smelly ones are the best ones.

Beat:...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-10-2007, 02:31 AM
Replies: 50
Views: 163
Posted By King Fish
Re: Brag/Beat Watch - Will my poker study get funded?

Amazing Bot (http://forumserver.twoplustwo.com/showflat.php?Cat=0&Board=software&Number=5868664&Searchpage=2&Main=5868664&Words=Daniel.No2&topic=&Search=true#Post5868664)
Forum: BBV4Life 03-10-2007, 02:22 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 508
Posted By King Fish
Re: Jokes so bad they are funny

Two men walk into a bar. the third one ducks.

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A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop.

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Two pieces of string walk into a bar and the bartender looks at them...
Forum: BBV4Life 03-10-2007, 02:18 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 114
Posted By King Fish
Re: Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.

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Variance: I have diarrhea

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Why isn't this just a beat?

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Forum: BBV4Life 03-10-2007, 02:17 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 508
Posted By King Fish
Re: Jokes so bad they are funny

Wha do you call a fish with no eye?







Fsh
Forum: BBV4Life 03-10-2007, 01:58 AM
Replies: 10
Views: 110
Posted By King Fish
Re: where does this broad rank in terms of annoying songs (brit content)?

I had a feeling it was gonna be the Lilly Allen vid/song.

Truth is, I LOVE that video...her evil grin on the angelic face just gets me evertime.

Makes me wanna go get the album.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 03-10-2007, 01:56 AM
Replies: 42
Views: 176
Posted By King Fish
Re: Casino Chips No Longer as Good as Cash

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35k worth of chips to play poker at NYNY?

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Heh. No. They were Bellagio Chips. Just wanted to show him that I had monies to spend.
Forum: BBV4Life 03-10-2007, 01:40 AM
Replies: 147
Views: 508
Posted By King Fish
Re: Jokes so bad they are funny

There are only 10 types of people in the world.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 03-10-2007, 01:35 AM
Replies: 139
Views: 498
Posted By King Fish
Re: Profbets is busto

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Update: got my full tilt checks so sponger and all u BBV punks be ready for HU grudge match next week. Oh and this time wont be for [censored] 5/10 pennies.
-Prof

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Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 03-10-2007, 01:29 AM
Replies: 47
Views: 328
Posted By King Fish
Re: Random musings from my recent Vegas trip.

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Alot depends on how high you can play BJ.

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Ohhhhh...all this time you were talking about the casino game of "21." And here I thought this was just another Brandi...
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 03-10-2007, 01:28 AM
Replies: 111
Views: 384
Posted By King Fish
Re: George \"FossilMan\" Raymer

Somehwere in Maryland, a young writer has now learned the importance of fact checking.

And a young editor has an early meeting in the Boss's office.
Forum: News, Views, and Gossip 03-10-2007, 01:25 AM
Replies: 94
Views: 415
Posted By King Fish
Re: Jean Gluck Pregnant

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If Patrik fertilized you, your baby would walk out 3 months early with a tan, and a trey of black chips looking to cash in.

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It PA was the father, it would be at least...
Forum: BBV4Life 03-10-2007, 01:24 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 114
Posted By King Fish
Beat: It\'a 12:30 AM, and I am still at work.

Double beat: And I am not even close to done.

Triple Beat: I live 90 minutes from the office

Variance: I have diarrhea
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