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Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 12-01-2007, 02:16 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Just that I don't really remember saying anything about drinking tea. I have now decided to kick every single one of Santas reindeer.

Kicking Santa does not help as he has a couple of cushions in...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 12-01-2007, 02:07 PM
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Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-30-2007, 10:08 AM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...

I was wandering about going for a bonus at at PR skin, I guess now I will /images/graemlins/grin.gif

Keep'em pocket nines a-coming.
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-29-2007, 11:30 AM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...

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Stop that and take of your clothes instead.

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Best. NC Thread Title. Evarrrrrrrrrrrr.

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I just do not like to restrict myself to girls wearing...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-26-2007, 12:03 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: I Need to Move Up To Where My Raises Get Respect...

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I'll add that to my 'down under' to-do list if I ever like ever get the chance:

[ ] check out some of those sites of LOTR, incl those cool ancient sculptures of kings of middle earth
[...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-23-2007, 01:46 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Not sobern and at home, ooops!

Happy election day, down under.

I hope you get a leader that can advance Australia fair, but as such a person isn't running, I hope whoever gets in power does not screw things up too much.

Had...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-22-2007, 10:59 AM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

What about the following text on a t:

"I am a recovering teetotaler".
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-22-2007, 07:42 AM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Happy Thanksgiving for those who are so inclined. /images/graemlins/laugh.gif
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-22-2007, 04:29 AM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Not sobern and at home, ooops!

Ozi, you should be carefull not to order things like t-shirts and tattoos when drunkern. They take what you say literaly in this case as well as the drunkern cats fan who got the "Right Arm Gay...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-21-2007, 04:41 AM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

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This is an interesting coincidence! Of course, I won one, and lost the other.
http://img103.imageshack.us/img103/8083/doublevisionrh1.th.jpg...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-20-2007, 04:53 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Unfortunately the panic wasn't as big on the other side of the pond, so no wirtschaftswunder for me. I guess the main reason was that most systems were developed later than in the US and therefore...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-20-2007, 03:16 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Cobol? I know how to program in cobol, but I know of no reason to do so in this day and age. Had a course in cobol in 1983 or 84 at uni, that was the last year they gave that course because cobol was...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-20-2007, 04:23 AM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Snitch, that is the perfect way to describe cricket, if you do not know what it is all about, you know even less after reading that.

Reminds me of the story of the two men in a balloon (or rather...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-19-2007, 05:04 AM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Just read about Beowulf on imdb, quite a few of the cast are listed as: "Additional Adult Performer".

Now that is something you don't see on a resumè that often.

Is it just me or does that...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-17-2007, 04:38 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Not sobern and at home, ooops!

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And just too late did I see this:
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/funny-pictures-special-ring-of-hell.jpg

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Uh-ooh, the easter pussy is coming to get...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-17-2007, 04:20 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Not sobern and at home, ooops!

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all,

i had a dream last night that i visited chicago, and that as part of that trip i drove about an hour out of chicago to rural illinois to visit kerowo at his house. (yes,...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-17-2007, 03:18 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Not sobern and at home, ooops!

The tequila 500 sounds like something I might even do this day of age, sounds extremely fun.

Oh and anything below 24 hours count, no worries about datelines or anything else. Anything that you...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-17-2007, 03:04 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Not sobern and at home, ooops!

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Bona is using a pussy 1 oz shot. Shots are 1.5 oz.

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He is just considering your shirts, less to be spilled /images/graemlins/grin.gif
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-17-2007, 01:33 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Not sobern and at home, ooops!

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Jägermeister

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How dare you say Jägermeister!

Well one of my class mates in highschool had a very bad experience with Jägermeister.

We went to one of the girls...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-17-2007, 01:06 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Not sobern and at home, ooops!

A shot is usually about 1 beer so your number is about 12. I have only blacked out twice both times in the former soviet union. Drinking about 35cl of vodka and then a full bottle of russian...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-17-2007, 12:50 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Not sobern and at home, ooops!

1/5 is that 1/5 of one litre?

in that case it is 1/5 * 1/2 of one litre which is 1/10 of one litre which is 5 * 2cl (1l = 100cl). That would make it 5.

You are sure you never had more than...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-17-2007, 12:35 PM
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Posted By JavaNut
Re: Not sobern and at home, ooops!

One normal beer (my scale) is about 2cl 40% alc. vol. vodka/whisky/whiskey/cognac etc.
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-17-2007, 08:55 AM
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Posted By JavaNut
Not sobern and at home, ooops!

All your talk of somebody drinking for others make me think back in time when I wasn't an old alcoholic, then I was just an alcoholic.

So how much have you drunk in one day:
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-12-2007, 03:26 PM
Replies: 917
Views: 39,025
Posted By JavaNut
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

Feeling a bit under the weather today, so I might get under the covers early tonight.

The answer to my poll earlier is 80,000. (I voted "Bastard....." to avoid giving the answer away and to keep...
Forum: Micro Stakes Limit 11-12-2007, 12:32 PM
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Views: 39,025
Posted By JavaNut
Re: Don\'t come home until u is sobern! (NC Thread)

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Aussies and New Zealanders also find significance in the day, no doubt, but they hold their most significant memorials on a different day - 25 April, known as ANZAC Day. That date...
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