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Forum: Other Other Topics 02-24-2007, 04:09 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 234
Posted By fat pig
Re: has the karma sutra improved any 2+2ers lives?

yeah, that was a good one. perhaps you should have sex with a deceased llama.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-24-2007, 04:06 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 90
Posted By fat pig
Re: plastic surgery in thailand

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also, alot of women have this fat accumulation under their chin. it totally kills their side profile. i have seen alot of women who even when they lose weight, don't lose that glob.
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Forum: Other Other Topics 02-24-2007, 03:44 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 111
Posted By fat pig
Re: How can I dress like Biggie Smalls?

did it dawn on you that coogi might not make the same sweaters now that they made 10 years ago?

also just because it looked good on one of the hippest, coolest black guys of all time doesn't mean...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-24-2007, 03:43 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 90
Posted By fat pig
Re: plastic surgery in thailand

no i would def tell her beforehand to make sure she really wanted to do it.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-24-2007, 03:21 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 234
Posted By fat pig
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-24-2007, 03:09 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 234
Posted By fat pig
has the karma sutra improved any 2+2ers lives?

you always hear that it can make sex such a magical experience but i don't know even one person who has ever successfully improved their lives using it. anybody?
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-24-2007, 03:06 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 90
Posted By fat pig
Re: plastic surgery in thailand

good idea i will check that out.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2007, 11:47 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 90
Posted By fat pig
Re: plastic surgery in thailand

and for the record the original post is 100 percent serious, i've heard from many people that this kind of thing gets done in thailand all the time and that the prices are super low.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2007, 11:46 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 90
Posted By fat pig
Re: plastic surgery in thailand

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"My girlfriend" is the new "a friend of mine".

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also, this kid i'm friends with can't stop jerking off to horse porn, what should he do?
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2007, 11:35 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 90
Posted By fat pig
Re: plastic surgery in thailand

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adams apple?

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yes she would also like her chest hair lasered off and plugs put in around her receeding hairline. no big deal, standard stuff.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2007, 11:29 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 90
Posted By fat pig
plastic surgery in thailand

i have always been told that plastic surgery can be done very quickly and cheaply in thailand, and that they are very sanitary and advanced in their techniques over there. can anyone confirm this?
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Forum: Other Other Topics 02-23-2007, 01:50 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 172
Posted By fat pig
Re: Naive question of the day regarding \"suicide cash advances\"

or you could:

take out cash advances on all your credit cards. assuming you have 4 with 10,000 dollar limits that's 40 grand, put that all on red. if you win, pay off the cards and enjoy your 40...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-21-2007, 10:22 PM
Replies: 160
Views: 706
Posted By fat pig
Re: 16 weeks into a 24 week physical challenge w/pics

do you think it would be impossibly physically for you to bench press 500 without roids? or are you just not that interested in getting to that point again?
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-21-2007, 10:12 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 46
Posted By fat pig
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-21-2007, 10:00 PM
Replies: 4
Views: 46
Posted By fat pig
how many calories would you estimate are in a chicken kebab?

the kind that they sell on the street corners out of carts in new york city. i am dieting and needed a quick meal to keep me going today while in Manhattan, so i ate two of these things...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-21-2007, 01:01 AM
Replies: 160
Views: 706
Posted By fat pig
Re: 16 weeks into a 24 week physical challenge w/pics

great thread. i'm in the process of losing a lot of fat and you're definitely way out in front of how i'm doing. probably because you have way more experience and knowledge. anyway i'm curious... why...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-16-2007, 11:40 PM
Replies: 40
Views: 155
Posted By fat pig
Re: Sex advice needed: trouble performing with new partner

don't listen to these nerds.

you're just too worried. i had pretty much the exact same experience when i lost my virginity, and again when i was with a girl i had just met who i could tell i was...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-16-2007, 04:12 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 76
Posted By fat pig
Re: do you consider a guy gay for doing double anal?

you need reading comprehension, now.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-16-2007, 03:57 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 109
Posted By fat pig
Re: my life is way better than my father\'s.

yeah, that guy, with the HBO special.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-16-2007, 03:29 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 109
Posted By fat pig
Re: my life is way better than my father\'s.

my dad was already married by the 70s, his time was over. he's an old man, he was picking up chicks at the roller rink and all that.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-16-2007, 03:06 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 76
Posted By fat pig
Re: do you consider a guy gay for doing double anal?

how is this not a legitimate post? if you're allowed to make almost 4000 unfunny posts, i'm allowed to make one interesting, thought provoking post, jerk.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-16-2007, 02:59 AM
Replies: 14
Views: 76
Posted By fat pig
do you consider a guy gay for doing double anal?

i see this stuff while browsing porn sites all the time. is this just something that straight guys have to do sometimes in porn, or is that totally gay? i don't think i would be comfortable with it...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-16-2007, 02:55 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 109
Posted By fat pig
Re: my life is way better than my father\'s.

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I jerked off in your mom's face last night so that she could experience what all the kids are dong these days.

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another awful attempt, you clearly got your humor lessons...
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-16-2007, 02:54 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 109
Posted By fat pig
Re: my life is way better than my father\'s.

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no your mom totally catches shots on her face and in her butt.

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totally obvious and not funny, you lose. it could have been funny, you ruined it by having no wit.
Forum: Other Other Topics 02-16-2007, 02:52 AM
Replies: 24
Views: 109
Posted By fat pig
my life is way better than my father\'s.

think about it. how many opportunities do you think our fathers had in their teenage years to bang girls in the butt or jerk off on their faces? i'm thinking zero. girls were stupider and more naive...
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