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Forum: Other Other Topics 09-11-2006, 10:55 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 23
Posted By Bart$impson
I\'m too lazy to ______ so I ________.

Fill in the blanks. It doesn't have to apply all the time.

For me:

I'm too lazy to put the toliet seat up, so I sit down.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-10-2006, 05:37 PM
Replies: 26
Views: 96
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: 1k hands of 25-400nl today?

Only two buy-ins. Just keep playing 25NL.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-10-2006, 02:29 PM
Replies: 11
Views: 61
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: FOLD THE DAMN KING HIGH!!!!

Don't be upset because you fell for the EXPERT PREFLOP TRAP PLAY W KING HIGH!!!!
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-08-2006, 11:01 PM
Replies: 21
Views: 90
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: video of me bruning aerosmith tickets for paperjam

Was the one you burned real or fake? Does the other side turn black on real tickets?
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-08-2006, 05:02 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 52
Posted By Bart$impson
Forum: Sporting Events 09-08-2006, 12:00 AM
Replies: 8
Views: 63
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: Ashley Lelie

I see him moving ahead of Roddy White in the depth charts, but with the Falcon's offense, #2 on depth chart does not equal good fantasy prodcution.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-07-2006, 11:52 PM
Replies: 2
Views: 29
Posted By Bart$impson
NFL Trivia *DELETED*

Post deleted by Bart$impson
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-06-2006, 11:43 PM
Replies: 49
Views: 199
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: Would you play Russian Roulette with Bill GateS?

Currently, no. Probably never in the future. Snowball, you could do better than Keira Knightley.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-06-2006, 06:15 PM
Replies: 47
Views: 180
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: People Who Type Holla At The End Of Their Posts

lol @ answers to survey.

Holla?
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-05-2006, 07:03 PM
Replies: 90
Views: 320
Posted By Bart$impson
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-05-2006, 07:02 PM
Replies: 61
Views: 200
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: Drunk sex

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Drunk sex is only possible when the woman is the only one who's drunk.

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That's technically rape these days, but thanks for trying.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-04-2006, 06:06 PM
Replies: 17
Views: 65
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: I just won 7 buyins at nl2k

Nice try. Your 6.97202 buy-ins don't impress me.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-04-2006, 12:51 PM
Replies: 8
Views: 40
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: Veganman Busted?

LOL Deadaments.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-03-2006, 04:55 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 38
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: hows was ur mourning!!!(graph inside!!!)

Wake up
Shower
Waffles for breakfast
Two hours of break even poker



But my mourning was average.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-03-2006, 02:03 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 95
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: Dealing with a 20 buyin downswing

If you are getting it in with the best of it, then you don't need to re-evluate your game. If you are having people call you preflop with 65s then you hand over your stack everytime your overpair...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 09-03-2006, 01:59 PM
Replies: 25
Views: 105
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: downswings

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What are the chances of going on a -100 BB downswing in just 26 hours of live poker?

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100% for you.
Forum: Small Stakes 09-03-2006, 11:01 AM
Replies: 2
Views: 27
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: FOLD set of AA

I hate the limp preflop and the flop slowplay. I probably make a crying call on the river, though it looks like you screwed yourself for slowplaying.
Forum: Medium Stakes 09-02-2006, 07:31 PM
Replies: 0
Views: 31
Posted By Bart$impson
$1/$2 NL AA min ck rz flop, big turn bet

I have been playing LAG. On an earlier hand, opponent min raised 66 pre flop, called a reraise, then min reraised a set on the flop.

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $2 BB (6 handed) Hand History...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-31-2006, 10:41 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 44
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: Beat: My local Hooters = Busto

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I prefer not to actually know strippers I see from high school, especially when I mentally picture some of the guys they banged


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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-31-2006, 10:38 PM
Replies: 273
Views: 811
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: OFFICIAL AUGUST GRAPHS THREAD

16k poker winnings + 1k nonPokerTracker tracked winnings,+ 3k rakeback and bonii = 20k
Forum: STT Strategy 08-31-2006, 06:17 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 43
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: QQ 4 handed raise and reraise

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what's the buy-in?

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$25+2 stars turbo.
Forum: Small Stakes 08-31-2006, 02:42 PM
Replies: 20
Views: 82
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: 77 against a maniac 1/2 nl

I don't like the 5x raise pre. I think this is a good flop to C-bet. The turn reraise, I can kinda understand but calling isn't a bad option for this situation either. Fold river.
Forum: STT Strategy 08-31-2006, 02:36 PM
Replies: 7
Views: 43
Posted By Bart$impson
QQ 4 handed raise and reraise

PokerStars Tournament, Big Blind is t600 with t50 antes (4 handed) Converter on pregopoker.com (http://www.pregopoker.com/hhconv/convert)

CO (t3773)
Button (t6520)
Hero (t2283)
BB (t924)
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Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-28-2006, 11:37 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 52
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: Sik Call

Wow, I had to read that post three times before realizing you didn't hit a boat on the river. For some reason I thought a 9 hit the flop.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 08-27-2006, 11:29 PM
Replies: 9
Views: 38
Posted By Bart$impson
Re: $75 Free @ Party Poker.. No Deposit or Credit Card Required!!

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This by far is the quickest...I got my 75 in 8 hours

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Wow, only 8 hours!
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