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Forum: Other Other Topics 12-01-2007, 12:24 AM
Replies: 62
Views: 8,467
Posted By hoksy
Re: How scared are you? What do YOU do?(tl;dr)

Jesus, I feel like I just read the Lord of the Rings Series and i only made it through paragraph 3. If the guy was going to do something it would have happened in at least paragraph 2. Anyways, I...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 11:53 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 1,956
Posted By hoksy
Re: You don\'t want it with these dudes

I've seen these pics before but just came to the conclusion that I might be more afraid of the baboon than the hyena.
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-29-2007, 11:42 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,019
Posted By hoksy
Re: How many 85 year olds...

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Has nobody here heard of thing called old man strength?

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lol... I worked in a drugstore when I was in high school, and these old men would come in and buy like...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-29-2007, 11:34 PM
Replies: 50
Views: 5,019
Posted By hoksy
Re: How many 85 year olds...

Has nobody here heard of thing called old man strength?
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-28-2007, 07:05 PM
Replies: 167
Views: 9,560
Posted By hoksy
Re: Examples of why your dad is/was awesome

Mine

- Help me "cover-up" when I rolled my truck into a corn field. (I had a few beers in me)
- Got drunk with me thanksgiving morning while we were smoking
turkeys
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-18-2007, 11:08 PM
Replies: 19
Views: 562
Posted By hoksy
Re: 19/11/07 [Konrad] U2

one of the best I've seen in a while
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-18-2007, 07:00 PM
Replies: 58
Views: 1,529
Posted By hoksy
Re: please wear your safety belt.

Complete reversal, but I got myself into a horrible accident w/o a seatbelt and survived with nothing but bruises and very minor cuts(no stitches needed). I hit the gravel shoulder of a two lane...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-18-2007, 05:51 PM
Replies: 34
Views: 1,172
Posted By hoksy
Re: You too will fly someday - with the wingsuit!

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This technology will be complete only when you can take off from sea level and can land safely without a parachute (like a bird).

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Maybe I'm a little drunk, but it seems...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-16-2007, 09:19 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 140
Posted By hoksy
Re: NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM!!!!!

STOP IT!! JUST STOP IT!
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-16-2007, 09:02 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,166
Posted By hoksy
Re: Good Luck Hunters!!!

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I read an article somewhere focusing on the decline in the number of active hunters per year and how this was disconcerting to animal rights activists who receive substantial...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-16-2007, 08:55 PM
Replies: 62
Views: 1,166
Posted By hoksy
Re: Good Luck Hunters!!!

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FWIW, there's a pretty strong correlation between hunting and being a fat racist redneck.

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I may be a borderline racist redneck, but i sure as hell is not fat
Forum: BBV4Life 11-13-2007, 08:42 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 239
Posted By hoksy
Re: I has a dog and a cat, they are cute!

My cat is an indoor/outdoor cat. We let him out and he disappears for hours. He does commercials some of the time, but the rest is spent sexing the other cats in the neighborhood. Interestingly...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-13-2007, 07:26 PM
Replies: 30
Views: 239
Posted By hoksy
Re: I has a dog and a cat, they are cute!

I have the exact same cat. His name is Master Shake.

Also, Absoludicris, I've seen cats that look like yours and mine on countless tv commercials. Do you ever suspect your cat is sneaking out of...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-12-2007, 08:40 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 910
Posted By hoksy
Re: *** Fare Thee Well, Klompy ***

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Am I the only one who didn't like Klompy? I really disagree with most of his world-views. Regardless, good luck and stay safe.

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I disagreed with pretty much all of his...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-12-2007, 08:19 PM
Replies: 52
Views: 910
Posted By hoksy
Re: *** Fare Thee Well, Klompy ***

It's official. Klompy is now gone. I just got home from work and he is nowhere to be found.

Eviljeff, Btw Klompy won't be able to post during basic due to the fact that the only source of...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-08-2007, 06:47 PM
Replies: 5
Views: 88
Posted By hoksy
Re: automotive question - tire sizes

Fuel mileage. Smaller tire = less distance traveled per engine rotation. Probably best to shop around and get the right size to avoid the effects of the smaller tire.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-06-2007, 10:40 PM
Replies: 122
Views: 2,378
Posted By hoksy
Re: Post Pictures of hopeless ineffecient things

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/4338/howtorollabluntby5.th.jpg (http://img221.imageshack.us/my.php?image=howtorollabluntby5.jpg)
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-02-2007, 10:31 PM
Replies: 18
Views: 251
Posted By hoksy
Re: Percentage of people who have slapped their grandmother...

Anyone who slaps their grandma sucks, unfortunately a lot of people suck. I voted <1 but I wouldn't be surprised if it was 1-5.

If we throw zombie grandmas in the mix I hope the number is 0%...
Forum: Other Other Topics 11-02-2007, 07:30 PM
Replies: 35
Views: 395
Posted By hoksy
Re: The Mist

Wow, I already wrote this movie off as crap. I had no I idea it was a King novel. I will prolly see it/steal it when it comes out. Before this thread, I thought it was simply the movie that fills...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-29-2007, 06:13 PM
Replies: 425
Views: 4,574
Posted By hoksy
Re: jokes you\'ve made IRL that flopped

At a restaurant I was asked by the waitress if I would like soup or salad. I confidently responded with "What's so super about the salad?"
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-26-2007, 11:07 AM
Replies: 119
Views: 1,267
Posted By hoksy
Re: List of products you miss from when you were a kid

Legos I know they still make them, but my mom gave mine to charity w/o letting me know about it. I've considered buying some recently but was appalled at the price.

Also micromachines were the...
Forum: Other Other Topics 10-26-2007, 11:00 AM
Replies: 27
Views: 383
Posted By hoksy
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-25-2007, 06:46 PM
Replies: 84
Views: 646
Posted By hoksy
Re: This thread is a list of things bacon doesn\'t go well with

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bacon does not go well with vegetables

any kind

ever

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Forum: Other Other Topics 09-25-2007, 06:30 PM
Replies: 180
Views: 1,747
Posted By hoksy
Re: Fastest You\'ve Ever Driven

130 in my brother's Z28 LT1 on a narrow 2 lane country road. I had just shifted into 5th and had to slow for a corner. Btw it had a 6th gear that I never had the privelege of using.
Forum: Other Other Topics 09-16-2007, 12:00 PM
Replies: 57
Views: 416
Posted By hoksy
Re: Want to pull a MAJOR prank on someone. Ideas requested.

Gain entry to his/her house. Bring a box of powdered milk and sprinkle on the bed. The powdered milk will soak in to their skin and will make them smell like rotten milk for a very long time. It...
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