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Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 11:51 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,624
Posted By The Hag
Re: OK BUCKOS FILL IN THIS POLE

whats it like to be tall? (genuine qn cos I'm a short ass)

I mean, if you listed the pros and cons, what comes out on top?
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 11:23 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,624
Posted By The Hag
Re: OK BUCKOS FILL IN THIS POLE

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wiping while sitting is gay imo. way too much room for error. my arms are pretty long though, so maybe it's just harder for me, but i feel awfully cramped if i try...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 11:21 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,624
Posted By The Hag
Re: OK BUCKOS FILL IN THIS POLE

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oh wow. BJ's vs cheese, how is this even close. Do people love cheese that much?

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the correct question is do people love blowjobs that...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 11:18 AM
Replies: 11
Views: 684
Posted By The Hag
Re: a tale of two muffins: pole inside

corn pls and then throw the poppy one on the floor and stamp on it while screaming 'die you [censored] faced muffin, die'

Then scoop it up (preferably with a plastic childs spade from a sand...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 11:16 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,624
Posted By The Hag
Re: OK BUCKOS FILL IN THIS POLE

The results of this (16-14 current standing) is astonishing to me. Just like the way to play putt putt golf thread from about 8 months ago.

I just can't believe this is close, I love 2+2, it...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 11:11 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,624
Posted By The Hag
Re: OK BUCKOS FILL IN THIS POLE

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wiping while sitting is gay imo. way too much room for error. my arms are pretty long though, so maybe it's just harder for me, but i feel awfully cramped if i try it sitting down.
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Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 11:09 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,624
Posted By The Hag
Re: OK BUCKOS FILL IN THIS POLE

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oh wow. BJ's vs cheese, how is this even close. Do people love cheese that much?

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the correct question is do people love blowjobs that much?

i've gone...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 08:59 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,624
Posted By The Hag
Re: OK BUCKOS FILL IN THIS POLE

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I don't even get the technique to do it sitting. Explain pls.

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Just lean forward over the front of the toilet a bit more which enables extra space for the ass wiping...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 08:51 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,624
Posted By The Hag
Re: OK BUCKOS FILL IN THIS POLE

oh wow. BJ's vs cheese, how is this even close. Do people love cheese that much?
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 08:46 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 2,624
Posted By The Hag
Re: OK BUCKOS FILL IN THIS POLE

erm lol? I think you put the wtf in the wrong place.

You like, don't mind if you have a messy one, standing up and letting it smear around the inside of your butt cheeks?

Most unclean sir,...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-29-2007, 08:40 AM
Replies: 53
Views: 3,293
Posted By The Hag
Re: 2 Girls, 1 Cup, 1 Grandma, 1 Reaction (SFW)

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ok I'm glad I clicked that was actually hilarious

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I like how she is so disgusted that she insta turns back every time after turning away after about half a second.
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Forum: BBV4Life 11-27-2007, 05:19 AM
Replies: 84
Views: 794
Posted By The Hag
Re: Everything sucks

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what a nice thing to post

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2nd that
I love you back GA. /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif /images/graemlins/heart.gif
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-13-2007, 12:02 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 841
Posted By The Hag
Re: pARTYPOKER MEET SNOOPFREE

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uninstalled snoopfree. TR when I go on a huge upscwong

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doo you fink u are acturly good at teh pokees?
mah brain is brook since I reed ur oh pee.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-13-2007, 12:01 PM
Replies: 10
Views: 841
Posted By The Hag
Re: pARTYPOKER MEET SNOOPFREE

Cliff notes;

Hi Everyone, I installed some software and I'm going to use that as an excuse for party being 'rigged' when in fact I am a horrific poker player. So horrific that the mind of anyone...
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-13-2007, 11:57 AM
Replies: 35
Views: 352
Posted By The Hag
Re: BRAG: I RUN SOOOOOO GOOOOOOOD!!!!!!!

Hey wait, you don't run good at all.

Ban for lying imo.
Forum: Brick and Mortar 11-13-2007, 11:44 AM
Replies: 57
Views: 965
Posted By The Hag
Re: The \"Never Say\" Book

I ordered a black coffee you stupid [censored] bitch.
Forum: Poker Beats, Brags, and Variance 11-13-2007, 11:11 AM
Replies: 41
Views: 977
Posted By The Hag
Re: [x] It\'s a trap

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[x] lego woman

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guys, I think this is something everyone is forgetting. He put a picture of a hot lego chick in the OP to make up for its bad content.

Don't ban OP imo.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-13-2007, 04:30 AM
Replies: 44
Views: 300
Posted By The Hag
Re: Variance: What\'s the over under on the # of posters who have pm\'ed

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Eric,

Im not sorry, how bout I send you pictures of teddy bears and rainbows?



Conspire

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Forum: BBV4Life 11-09-2007, 11:17 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 697
Posted By The Hag
Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?

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drink someone elses' sticky brown ass-piss. That'll fix you right up.

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This thread is really brutal /images/graemlins/smile.gif /images/graemlins/laugh.gif...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-09-2007, 11:15 AM
Replies: 45
Views: 697
Posted By The Hag
Re: How can I make myself get diarrhea?

this will work.
also, drink as much milk as you can.
like when yur body says no, drink one more bag.

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Wait, did you say a bag of milk? Where the [censored] do you live where they...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-09-2007, 10:50 AM
Replies: 25
Views: 229
Posted By The Hag
Re: trip report: I muff-punt some stupid bizatch

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I whistled for a cab, but when it came it got engulfed in my fart-fireball along with the poo-stained child, destroying it forever, imo

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nice story imo and nice picture of...
Forum: BBV4Life 11-09-2007, 10:46 AM
Replies: 12
Views: 163
Posted By The Hag
Re: i wrote a poem would you like to hear it

why are you asking us if you are just gonna write it anyway godammit. I was expecting some sort of pole where we can all tell you no.
but I can say this.
You rhyme good Mr Peas and cheese.
Forum: BBV4Life 11-09-2007, 04:25 AM
Replies: 76
Views: 711
Posted By The Hag
Re: Beat: Got Caught Cheating on my Girlfriend.

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i laughed so hard

just didnt see it coming

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Forum: BBV4Life 11-08-2007, 10:35 AM
Replies: 7
Views: 104
Posted By The Hag
Re: rise & shine...

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what would BBV4L like for breakfast?

http://www.darjanpanic.com/pics/pancakes.jpg

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http://www.hhcc.us/Images/bacon.jpg
Forum: BBV4Life 11-08-2007, 10:31 AM
Replies: 26
Views: 299
Posted By The Hag
Re: I used to be famous bich

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What do you think he tastes like?

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brocolli and candy burrito imo
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