serious business... police notice
 

at my school we have these "timely notice" emails that let us know when illegal [censored] happens around the area of our campus. i recieived this email today.


FROM JMU POLICE

PRANK WITH TOY (NERF) DART LAUNCHER

At approximately 2:15 pm today a student-aged male was present in a
classroom, wearing camouflage and a toboggan. The individual presented a
toy (Nerf) dart launcher. which was immediately recognized as a toy by the
faculty member due to the orange and yellow color. The individual hit a
student with three sponge (Nerf) darts. The suspect immediately ran out of
the classroom. The faculty member followed the suspect into the hallway but
could not identify the direction of travel. At 3:35 pm the faculty member
reported the incident to JMU Police.

The JMU Police immediately followed-up on this incident. Shortly
thereafter, JMU Police learned that the suspect was known to the victim.
THIS INCIDENT IS BEING CONSIDERED A PRANK. The clothes and toy (Nerf) dart
launcher have been recovered and a full account of the incident has been
provided by the suspect. No charges have been filed at this time.





ps. i am drunk but my typing is superior for some reason

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how the [censored] does one wear a toboggan?

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how the [censored] does one wear a toboggan?

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im thinkin that is the white persons do-rag

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james madison?
cool guy

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how the [censored] does one wear a toboggan?

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im thinkin that is the white persons do-rag

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i feel you yeota. they call them beanies in other parts of the country (at least up north).

edit: also, they aren't like do rags.

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Would of been funnier if he shot the teacher.

(with the nerf dart launcher not a gun u sickos)


Conspire

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james madison?
cool guy

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holla

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sounds like some sort of scame to me


sbrugby

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how the [censored] does one wear a toboggan?

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im thinkin that is the white persons do-rag

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i feel you yeota. they call them beanies in other parts of the country (at least up north).

edit: also, they aren't like do rags.

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yeah that may or may not have been the naddy in me doing the thinking

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sounds like some sort of scame to me


sbrugby

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aba,
stop texting me. It's getting annoying