random buuuhole action
 

So, I'm up in da cluuueb and all. Sometimes I meet a fine young lady, maybe a dude, but w/e. We start going at it and stuff and I just want to lube the ole johnson with some wet platinum and dive in for some greasy buuhole action.

I mean, to me, it's just like shaking hands but to some, it's all "personal" and it takes time for people to get there.

WTF?

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FIST

EDIT: dammit

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brown eye winkin' atcha

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I know right, I took a dump on this chick in a tanning bed and she gets all mad, and I'm like yo baby next I'm gonna pork your buuuhole and she's all like "I'm gonna call the cops you sicko" and a bunch of other sh*t, but then I ducttaped her mouth shut and just banged her in the pooper anyway, then tossed her in the trunk of my car and took a piss on her while she lay there. Anyone wanna buy a slave?

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I know right, I took a dump on this chick in a tanning bed and she gets all mad, and I'm like yo baby next I'm gonna pork your buuuhole and she's all like "I'm gonna call the cops you sicko" and a bunch of other sh*t, but then I ducttaped her mouth shut and just banged her in the pooper anyway, then tossed her in the trunk of my car and took a piss on her while she lay there. Anyone wanna buy a slave?

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PM sent

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adopt the policy you won't put your dick where your mouth hasn't been

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I know right, I took a dump on this chick in a tanning bed and she gets all mad, and I'm like yo baby next I'm gonna pork your buuuhole and she's all like "I'm gonna call the cops you sicko" and a bunch of other sh*t, but then I ducttaped her mouth shut and just banged her in the pooper anyway, then tossed her in the trunk of my car and took a piss on her while she lay there. Anyone wanna buy a slave?

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Bitches man, bitches.

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I fail to see the problem.. stick it in her pooper