i wrote a poem would you like to hear it
 

drink my elbow
smell my cheese
careful tiger
pudding and peas

sing to me mother
a song about beaks
my tears are chocolate
lick them off my cheeks

fly with me Brian
for you are a PRETTY COOL GUY
but when whales suck peppercorns
i damn well hope you die

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this poem would be better if you could work the phrase "muff-punt" into it

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very deep imo

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drugs are bad...

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I [censored] HATE IT when whales suck peppercorns fwiw

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why are you asking us if you are just gonna write it anyway godammit. I was expecting some sort of pole where we can all tell you no.
but I can say this.
You rhyme good Mr Peas and cheese.

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Why do you hope I die?

Obv I wont fly with you since you hope I die

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No he hopes Brian dies. Brian is a [censored] grimming angel dick afaik.

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I am a teapot
drink my piss
citrus heaven cellar door
carrot cake briss

aquamarine beanbag
saggy pair of socks
stop watching TV
kiss mermaids on the rocks

drown another scallywag
pockets full of sand
tangerine and oh! lime green
my mailman is so bland

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