Small Towns Suck IMO. Will You Be My Friend?
 

BLAURGH! I just moved into a new house this weekend in a new town and it blows. Its an Oregon coast town of maybe 7500. The only people in the town are 45+, 18-, or too stupid to get out of this town after high school. I'm 25 and just want to find 2 or 3 people smart enough to talk too or 1 girl hawt enough to sexify. I dont even care if I have to drink a case of beer first. for the girl or the conversation. I tried just randomly going into a bar and seeing what happens and it was just crusty fisherman and professional alcoholics. Plus, bars are fine for meeting sloots and girls, but i'm afriad if I try and make guy friends at a bar I might catch a case of the ghey.

Cliff notes: I hate small tourist towns. will you be my friend?

Re: Small Towns Suck IMO. Will You Be My Friend?
 

which town?

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but i'm afriad if I try and make guy friends at a bar I might catch a case of the ghey.


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Is your masculinity that weak that you can't make guy friends because you fear being gay with them??

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Haha.

I grew up in a town just like you described. In high school we sat around beautiful waterfalls, nature, etc., drank cheap beer, listened to Black Flag and planned how to get the fugg out.

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Plus, bars are fine for meeting sloots and girls, but i'm afriad if I try and make guy friends at a bar I might catch a case of the ghey.



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So you are admitting that merely visiting a bar would be enough to turn you gay?

Re: Small Towns Suck IMO. Will You Be My Friend?
 

sooo....why did you move there?

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sooo....why did you move there?

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For an excuse to be gay.

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Get a job in a restaurant or some other place where 18-25 year olds work and usually are single then you find the parties, then you find the biatches

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sooo....why did you move there?

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Re: Small Towns Suck IMO. Will You Be My Friend?
 

No I don't like you.