Noise Complaint
 

I just received a complaint about the noise level of my music. To put this in perspective. I have lived here for ~2 years. I received one complaint from one neighbor during that period. During this most recent period. I have been back for ~100 days and play my music are around the same volume at all hours of the day. It appears my neighbors aren't in tune with the status quo. BBV4L, I come to you seeking guidance. My daily routine involves waking up around noon and then going sleep somewhere between 3-5AM. I am looking for more activities to move into the 1-5AM weekday routine. Current thoughts are:

1) ????

I need suggestions of normal day to day activities that are loud but would seem legit. Other examples of creative dissidence will be accepted as well.

Note: Most of my neighbors are old or fat. I will be moving in <12 months. The noise complaint really is immaterial. I own this place so all he can really do is complain.

Re: Noise Complaint
 

sex/ furious masturbation
hammering nails
irish stepdancing

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carpentry dude... get a hammer and nails and saws and [censored], then start building a giant treehouse fort or something, 1-5am sun-thurs nights

ftw

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alternately, blast "what's he building?" by tom waits 24/7...

What's he building in there?
What the hell is he building
In there?
He has subscriptions to those
Magazines... He never
Waves when he goes by
He's hiding something from
The rest of us... He's all
To himself... I think I know
Why... He took down the
Tire swing from the Peppertree
He has no children of his
Own you see... He has no dog
And he has no friends and
His lawn is dying... and
What about all those packages
He sends. What's he building in there?
With that hook light
On the stairs. What's he building
In there... I'll tell you one thing
He's not building a playhouse for
The children what's he building
In there?

Now what's that sound from under the door?
He's pounding nails into a
Hardwood floor... and I
Swear to god I heard someone
Moaning low... and I keep
Seeing the blue light of a
T.V. show...
He has a router
And a table saw... and you
Won't believe what Mr. Sticha saw
There's poison underneath the sink
Of course... But there's also
Enough formaldehyde to choke
A horse... What's he building
In there. What the hell is he
Building in there? I heard he
Has an ex-wife in some place
Called Mayors Income, Tennessee
And he used to have a
consulting business in Indonesia...
but what is he building in there?
What the hell is building in there?

He has no friends
But he gets a lot of mail
I'll bet he spent a little
Time in jail...
I heard he was up on the
Roof last night
Signaling with a flashlight
And what's that tune he's
Always whistling...
What's he building in there?
What's he building in there?

We have a right to know...

Re: Noise Complaint
 

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sex/ furious masturbation

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I was waiting for someone to suggest this in an effort not to sound like a complete deviant. But perhaps just playing porn really loud for like 5-10 minutes very late at night would suffice?

Re: Noise Complaint
 

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perhaps just cranking gay porn really loud for like 5-10 hours very late at night would suffice?

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Maybe stop being a dick and be quiet when your neighbours are trying to sleep?

Re: Noise Complaint
 

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Maybe stop being a dick and be quiet when your neighbours are trying to sleep?

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qft

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Maybe stop being a dick and be quiet when your neighbours are trying to sleep?

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this is an OOT response, more suggestions involving porn plz

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Maybe stop being a dick and be quiet when your neighbours are trying to sleep?

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Umm... Wrong thread.