Wife beat
 

Beat. Wife calls me at 1:30am and tells me someone just rang our door bell and she thinks they may be breaking in. I am 2 hours away (at Casino LDO) and can do nothing. She tries calling 911 but they cannot hear her because she is whispering and they hang up on her TWICE.

I call 911 from my cell and it takes a full ten minutes for them to route the call where it needs to go. I am now driving up the Garden State Parkway leaving AC with zero regard for safety or ticket avoidence. It's only 2am on a Saturday night there shouldn't be too many cops on the GSP right??? Lol

I also have two young children so the idea of someone breaking into my house while I am not there is just about one of the scariest things I can imagine.

I FINALLY get someone dispatched and then get the call from my wife that our neighbor, who had been on vacation, just got home and did not have their keys. They rang our door bell because they know we have a key to their house.

BEAT: Wife mistakes late night door bell for burglar and gives me heart attack from two hours away

BRAG: Wife was patrolling house with hammer and was ready to brain someone to protect her offspring

VARIANCE: See above.

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Your wife must be hot, because you definitely aren't keeping her around for her brain.

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why would someone RING your door bell to break in?

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why would someone RING your door bell to break in?

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To see if someone's home LDO

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i thought this thread was gonna be you beating your wife cos u found her sexing the milkman or sumtin

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pics of wife or it didn't happen

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your wife is stupid

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Your wife must be hot, because you definitely aren't keeping her around for her brain.

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Nice one.

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So your wife was whispering to 911 inside a locked house? Was she afraid of waking up the kids?

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Pics or ban