My dad wants to stake me
 

My dads a gambler, hes done it for years on the horses, football, roulette, blackjack. Now since i gots the brains I play poker. Ive explained to my dad for months that you cant win profitably at gambling and he has this big talk about having "balls" to stake money at "high limits", saying i wouldnt be able to do it. Im like, if i had the bankroll i would.

So i have like a decent month, send a graph to my dad and hes like, "wanna go 5050?"

even if he did stake me some of my roll for higher limits, how am I meant to repay him, he says ill move up quicker.

Tbh.... i dont think he will be happy if i had a bad run, some people just dont understand.

Re: My dad wants to stake me
 

1. convince him to stake himself
2. u post sn
3. i post graph

Re: My dad wants to stake me
 

your dads the degen version of a moneygrabbing whore

Re: My dad wants to stake me
 

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1. convince him to stake himself
2. u post sn
3. i post graph

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this made me lol

he plays already, and loses

Re: My dad wants to stake me
 

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your dads the degen version of a moneygrabbing whore

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Re: My dad wants to stake me
 

stop sending graphs to your dad. refuse his stake.

Re: My dad wants to stake me
 

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1. convince him to stake himself
2. u post sn
3. i post graph

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this made me lol

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Re: My dad wants to stake me
 

my parents tried this, explain to them it doesn't really make sense

Re: My dad wants to stake me
 

This deal is worse than neutral ev for you. Instead of playing a higher limit and having to give away 50% of your expectation you could be playing a game half as small and keeping 100%. But your bb/100 should be higher in the smaller game.

Re: My dad wants to stake me
 

lol