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Chuck Norris 09-28-2007 10:33 AM

this is odd
 
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traz 09-28-2007 10:37 AM

Re: this is odd
 
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fnord_too 09-28-2007 11:08 AM

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Eshun's Departure

When Eshun, the Zen nun, was past sixty and about to leave this world, she asked some monks to pile up wood in the yard.

Seating herself firmly in the center of the funeral pyre, she had it set fire around the edges.

"O nun!" shouted one monk, "is it hot in there?"

"Such a matter would concern only a stupid person like yourself," answered Eshun.

The flames arose, and she passed away.


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This is from a book I have that digg has pointed out is now on line.

linky

p.s. where has amp been lately.

fnord_too 09-28-2007 11:09 AM

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Another one of my favorites:

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Zen Dialogue

Zen teachers train their young pupils to express themselves. Two Zen temples each had a child protégé. One child, going to obtain vegetables each morning, would meet the other on the way.

"Where are you going?" asked the one.

"I am going wherever my feet go," the other responded.

This reply puzzled the first child who went to his teacher for help. "Tomorrow morning," the teacher told him, "when you meet that little fellow, ask him the same question. He will give you the same answer, and then you ask him: 'Suppose you have no feet, then where are you going?' That will fix him."

The children met again the following morning.

"Where are you going?" asked the first child.

"I am going wherever the wind blows," answered the other.

This again nonplussed the youngster, who took his defeat to his teacher.

"Ask him where he is going if there is no wind," suggested the teacher.

The next day the children met a third time.

"Where are you going?" asked the first child.

"I am going to the market to buy vegetables," the other replied.


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Zurvan 09-28-2007 11:16 AM

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"Such a matter would concern only a stupid person like yourself," answered Eshun.

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I had no idea I was so zen

Holla

clowntable 09-28-2007 11:40 AM

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[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
Eshun's Departure

When Eshun, the Zen nun, was past sixty and about to leave this world, she asked some monks to pile up wood in the yard.

Seating herself firmly in the center of the funeral pyre, she had it set fire around the edges.

"O nun!" shouted one monk, "is it hot in there?"

"Such a matter would concern only a stupid person like yourself," answered Eshun.

The flames arose, and she passed away.


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And that's how the wood got heavy. Amirite?

RoundTower 09-28-2007 03:22 PM

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And that's how the wood got heavy. Amirite?

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Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the Earth's gravitational pull?


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