The Wailing Wall of Poker
 

If you want to present a beat that doesn't need an own thread, feel free to post it here. Just show the hands you're upset about at the very moment.

I start with my last one:
Everest Poker — Hand Details
Play Mode: Real Money
Table Name: Riga-19
Game Type: Hold'em
Blinds: $0.05/$0.10
Stakes: $0.10/$0.10

Seating Arrangement:
Ghostwriter0 is at seat 1 with $9.90.
Poldi1000 is at seat 3 with $11.00.
Cervantes23 is at seat 4 with $9.89.
Andrele1984 is at seat 5 with $9.65.
Roidanjou is at seat 6 with $2.99.
Leo_Herzog is at seat 7 with $2.24.
Stenlage1226 is at seat 8 with $12.90.
I3enjaIvIin is at seat 9 with $5.25.
GrandPetit is at seat 10 with $5.11.

Post Blinds:
The button is at seat 4.
Andrele1984 posts the small blind of $0.05.
Roidanjou posts the big blind of $0.10.
Leo_Herzog declines to post a blind.

Deal Pocket Cards:
Ghostwriter0: Jc Ac
Poldi1000: -- --
Cervantes23: -- --
Andrele1984: -- --
Roidanjou: -- --
Stenlage1226: -- --
I3enjaIvIin: -- --
GrandPetit: -- --

Pre-flop:
Stenlage1226 raises $0.40.
I3enjaIvIin calls $0.40.
GrandPetit folds.
Poldi1000 says "oh je "
Ghostwriter0 calls $0.40.
Poldi1000 folds.
Cervantes23 folds.
Andrele1984 folds.
Roidanjou calls $0.30.

Flop (2d Js Ad):
Roidanjou raises $2.59.
Stenlage1226 folds.
I3enjaIvIin calls $2.59.
Ghostwriter0 raises $9.50.
I3enjaIvIin calls $2.26.

Turn (2d Js Ad 3d 8d):

Showdown:
Ghostwriter0 shows Jc Ac.
Ghostwriter0 has 8d Jc Js Ac Ad: Two Pair
Roidanjou shows 7d 6d.
Roidanjou has 3d 6d 7d 8d Ad: Flush
I3enjaIvIin shows 10d Jd.
I3enjaIvIin has 3d 8d 10d Jd Ad: Flush

Pot Summary:
$4.65 is returned to Ghostwriter0 (uncalled).
Total Pot: $13.94
I3enjaIvIin wins $8.95.
I3enjaIvIin wins $4.30.
House Rake: $0.69

Re: The Wailing Wall of Poker
 

lame post. i hope this doesnt catch on

Re: The Wailing Wall of Poker
 

ohhh and first if it does

Re: The Wailing Wall of Poker
 

Seriously, go to the low content thread in microstakes and post them there, and you might even get sympathy.

Also, as I said in the other lame thread, this is a MEGA beat because today is Wednesday! That means McDonalds has 49c hamburgers and 59c cheeseburgers today, and you can't afford to take advantage now [img]/images/graemlins/frown.gif[/img]

Re: The Wailing Wall of Poker
 

Starting game 2130866828.

darkman-one is at seat 0 with $7.40.
matrix160 is at seat 1 with $5.83.
Zetti2103 is at seat 2 with $13.15.
Hemsen is at seat 3 with $2.85.
Ghostwriter0 is at seat 4 with $10.
kosto155 is at seat 5 with $9.20.
solaris1977 is at seat 6 with $18.93.
Kimball1971 is at seat 7 with $14.45.
dsa8088 is at seat 8 with $3.75.
lecolombier7 is at seat 9 with $2.41.

The dealer is seat 0.

matrix160 posts a blind of $.05.
Zetti2103 posts a blind of $.10.

(Ghostwriter0 is dealt Qs Qd.)

Pre-flop:
Hemsen folds.
Ghostwriter0 raises $.40.
kosto155 folds.
solaris1977 raises $1.15.
Kimball1971 folds.
dsa8088 folds.
lecolombier7 folds.
darkman-one folds.
matrix160 folds.
Zetti2103 folds.
Ghostwriter0 calls for $1.15.

The flop comes
Ah 3s Qc.

Ghostwriter0 checks.
solaris1977 bets $3.45.
Ghostwriter0 goes all-in for $8.35.
solaris1977 goes all-in for $13.83.
$8.93 is pushed back to solaris1977.

Showdown:

Ghostwriter0 shows: Qs Qd
Qc Qs Qd Ah 3s
Three Queens

solaris1977 shows: Ac Ad
Ah Ac Ad Qc 3s
Three Aces

The turn comes 5d.
The river comes 8h.

solaris1977 shows: Ac Ad
Ah Ac Ad Qc 8h
Three Aces

Ghostwriter0 shows: Qs Qd
Qc Qs Qd Ah 8h
Three Queens

solaris1977 wins pot ($19.15).





Starting game 2130845588.

CCBOXE91 is at seat 0 with $1.79.
boby. is at seat 1 with $5.
Pinellaz is at seat 2 with $7.17.
calidor13 is at seat 3 with $1.63.
pocketrocka is at seat 4 with $8.34.
TheMensajero is at seat 5 with $3.50.
Bud_Nyke is at seat 6 with $7.32.
Ghostwriter0 is at seat 7 with $10.
Bob_ei is at seat 8 with $15.75.
juliette19 is at seat 9 with $19.48.

The dealer is seat 9.

CCBOXE91 posts a blind of $.05.
boby. posts a blind of $.10.

(Ghostwriter0 is dealt Jc Jh.)

Pre-flop:
Pinellaz folds.
calidor13 calls for $.10.
pocketrocka calls for $.10.
TheMensajero folds.
Bud_Nyke raises $.20.
Ghostwriter0 raises $.50.
Bob_ei folds.
juliette19 folds.
CCBOXE91 folds.
boby. folds.
calidor13 calls for $.70.
pocketrocka folds.
Bud_Nyke folds.

The flop comes
7h 3h 9d.

calidor13 goes all-in for $.83.
Ghostwriter0 calls for $.83.

Showdown:

calidor13 shows: 7c 10d
7h 7c 10d 9d 3h
A pair of Sevens

Ghostwriter0 shows: Jc Jh
Jc Jh 9d 7h 3h
A pair of Jacks

The turn comes 6c.
The river comes 10s.

calidor13 shows: 7c 10d
10s 10d 7h 7c 9d
Two Pair, Tens and Sevens

Ghostwriter0 shows: Jc Jh
Jc Jh 10s 9d 7h
A pair of Jacks

calidor13 wins pot ($3.62).

Re: The Wailing Wall of Poker
 

[ QUOTE ]
Seriously, go to the low content thread in microstakes and post them there, and you might even get sympathy.

[/ QUOTE ]

Not likely since he doesn't even bother to convert his hands.

Re: The Wailing Wall of Poker
 

I like this idea

Re: The Wailing Wall of Poker
 

unreal, he cant make that call

Everest Poker — Hand Details
Hand ID: 2132374421
Table ID: -81582321
Play Mode: Real Money
Tournament Table: Putana-16
Game Type: Hold'em
Blinds: 10/20
Stakes: 20/20
Currency: USD
Starting Date: 2007-09-26 GMT
Starting Time: 22:57:43 GMT



Seating Arrangement:

Ghostwriter0 is at seat 1 with 1260.
leMohican is at seat 2 with 2076.
montstras is at seat 3 with 705.
C_A_K is at seat 4 with 1580.
KamTheMan is at seat 5 with 707.
jefff67 is at seat 6 with 820.
ww13 is at seat 7 with 1007.
h0lla is at seat 9 with 945.
Stingpetar is at seat 10 with 900.

Post Blinds:

The button is at seat 5.
jefff67 posts the small blind of 10.
ww13 posts the big blind of 20.

Deal Pocket Cards:

Ghostwriter0: 3d 3s
leMohican: -- --
montstras: -- --
C_A_K: -- --
KamTheMan: -- --
jefff67: -- --
ww13: -- --
h0lla: -- --
Stingpetar: -- --

Pre-flop:
h0lla folds.
Stingpetar folds.
Ghostwriter0 calls 20.
leMohican raises 90.
montstras folds.
C_A_K folds.
KamTheMan folds.
jefff67 folds.
ww13 calls 70.
Ghostwriter0 calls 70.


Flop (2c 4c Jd):
ww13 checks.
Ghostwriter0 checks.
leMohican raises 280.
ww13 folds.
Ghostwriter0 raises 1120.
leMohican raises 1706.
Ghostwriter0 calls 50.


Turn (2c 4c Jd Qd 5d):

Showdown:
leMohican shows Kd 10d.
leMohican has 5d 10d Jd Qd Kd: Flush
Ghostwriter0 shows 3d 3s.
Ghostwriter0 has 3d 3s 5d Jd Qd: Pair
Ghostwriter0 says "lol"
Ghostwriter0 is eliminated.


Pot Summary:
816 is returned to leMohican (uncalled).
Total Pot: 2620
leMohican wins 2620.
No Rake is taken for this hand.

Re: The Wailing Wall of Poker
 

[ ] can read HH

cliffnotes please

Re: The Wailing Wall of Poker
 

at least convert this [censored]