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Short AIM convo between me and a female friend of mine. I'm urnamxx

Xisxxxxxx (5:10:30 PM): hey ur
Xisxxxxxx (5:10:38 PM): could you do me a big favour please?
urnamxx (5:10:18 PM): it must be big for you to use british spelling
Xisxxxxxx (5:11:05 PM): lolol
Xisxxxxxx (5:11:09 PM): i am in hk right now
Xisxxxxxx (5:11:15 PM): flying to beijing in 6 hours...
Xisxxxxxx (5:11:34 PM): currently in hotel and cant make calls
Xisxxxxxx (5:11:42 PM): could you call my mum and ask her to call me here at the hotel???
Xisxxxxxx (5:11:48 PM): the number is my old cell number
Xisxxxxxx (5:11:51 PM): which you already have
urnamxx (5:11:13 PM): um
Xisxxxxxx (5:12:03 PM): she knows my hotel number
urnamxx (5:11:22 PM): i just gave my cell back to my former employer today
Xisxxxxxx (5:12:13 PM): ah
Xisxxxxxx (5:12:18 PM): do you have a phone card
Xisxxxxxx (5:12:28 PM): you always have phone cards haha
urnamxx (5:11:49 PM): i have an idea
urnamxx (5:11:53 PM): and its not a phone card
urnamxx (5:11:56 PM): u know those websites
urnamxx (5:12:00 PM): that u can call somebody
urnamxx (5:12:05 PM): like u input the number
Xisxxxxxx (5:12:50 PM): yeah but i need a credit card to by those
urnamxx (5:12:09 PM): and theyll get the message
Xisxxxxxx (5:12:52 PM): buy those
Xisxxxxxx (5:12:59 PM): but i lost my wallet
urnamxx (5:12:19 PM): no i know of free ones
Xisxxxxxx (5:13:06 PM): ah
Xisxxxxxx (5:13:07 PM): too much
Xisxxxxxx (5:13:08 PM): trouble
urnamxx (5:12:27 PM): wait, u dont have any money?
Xisxxxxxx (5:13:11 PM): never mind
urnamxx (5:12:36 PM): how do u survive? sexual favours?
Xisxxxxxx (5:13:20 PM): cash
Xisxxxxxx (5:13:24 PM): very little cash
Xisxxxxxx (5:13:32 PM): i have to apply for cards when i get to bdeijing
Xisxxxxxx (5:13:43 PM): you know i lost my wallent in new york that one night
urnamxx (5:13:21 PM): yea sorry
Xisxxxxxx (5:14:14 PM): so you dont have a phone card?
urnamxx (5:13:39 PM): im gonna do the website thing now
urnamxx (5:13:40 PM): hold on
urnamxx (5:13:45 PM): wats ur mum's number
urnamxx (5:13:49 PM): imma ask her out on a date
Xisxxxxxx (5:14:31 PM): its a cell number
Xisxxxxxx (5:14:40 PM): 812 xxx xxxx
Xisxxxxxx (5:14:50 PM): can she get it right now?
Xisxxxxxx (5:14:55 PM): because i just need her to call me now
Xisxxxxxx (5:15:09 PM): when i leave the hotel in like an hour it wont matter
urnamxx (5:18:32 PM): can u find someone else on aim who has a cell phone
Xisxxxxxx (5:19:25 PM): everyone is like away
Xisxxxxxx (5:19:29 PM): except one creepy guy
Xisxxxxxx (5:19:35 PM): and i dont want him to call my mum
urnamxx (5:19:12 PM): lol understandable
urnamxx (5:19:35 PM): but i dont want her to know my phone number
urnamxx (5:19:44 PM): or my parents to see the number on their phone bill
Xisxxxxxx (5:20:35 PM): ok 1...
urnamxx (5:19:56 PM): can't u beg for change
Xisxxxxxx (5:20:42 PM): dont worry she definitely wont call you
Xisxxxxxx (5:20:46 PM): lol
urnamxx (5:20:09 PM): i see people begging for change for phone calls all the time
urnamxx (5:20:12 PM): with ur looks
Xisxxxxxx (5:20:53 PM): i have money
Xisxxxxxx (5:21:04 PM): its just the hotel phone charge here is ridiculous
Xisxxxxxx (5:21:08 PM): like 20 dollars per call
urnamxx (5:20:32 PM): damn
Xisxxxxxx (5:21:32 PM): hey i am gonna go back to bed now
Xisxxxxxx (5:21:33 PM): ttyl
urnamxx (5:21:00 PM): alright good luck finding the 20 dollar bill
urnamxx (5:21:02 PM): keep ur eyes glued on the ground
Xisxxxxxx (5:21:47 PM): lol
Xisxxxxxx (5:21:49 PM): ok
Xisxxxxxx (5:21:51 PM): ttyl

I have no idea what kind of response this is going to get here, but I've seen weirder stuff. It amused me enough to make me post it in LOL. This goes without saying, but you're allowed to make fun of me for this.