hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

ya guys, another BTYS thread...sorry.

went to go pick up my grandma and while i waited for her to get ready i noticed a box underneath the table. pick it up and BAM, an open, half-used box of trojans.

i gag, as is of course, the natural reaction, and try to rationalize how this can be possible.

arguements supporting:
but what about menopause?!?! my grandma isn't very well educated and can't speak english at all. for whatever reason, i'm fairly certain she doesn't know at all what menopause is, let alone what the effects are from it.

assuming she does know about menopause: she's a clean freak about what she consumes, maybe she doesn't like the idea of another man's seed in her.

my grandpa died 16 years ago...maybe she's lonely.

arguements against:
she's a very strict muslim



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still gagging.

additional beat: on the way home she kept lecturing me about how my cousin went over there last night to clean the bathroom and kitchen and how i don't do [censored].

when i got home i immediately called him and woke him up and asked if he left trojans at grandma's house. he said no.

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ya guys, another BTYS thread...sorry.

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keep em comin [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]

and eww

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

PICS?

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PICS?

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not now, not ever

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

She may be 78, but she's got the vagina of a 64 year old.

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PICS?

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YGOS? the G stands for geriatric, lolz.

Re: hudge beat: my 78 year old grandmother still sexually active?
 

this is a brag DUCY

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arguements against:
she's a very strict muslim


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maybe she's filling them with nerve gas?


JK LOLZ don't blow me up

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She may be 78, but she's got the meatcurtains of a 64 year old.

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her email plz