Two Plus Two Newer Archives - Is it just me or is this ridiculous?

So I took a month break from poker to clear my head because I was struggling to deal with the continuous beats tourney's were issuing. Feeling fresh I entered a tourney and did pretty well, coming in around 20/500 - I actually managed to win 3 coin flips(this just does NOT happen to me) and the hands I was massively dominating with, held up.

Feeling encouraged I've played 1 tourney per day and these are my results after 16 tourneys looking at the hands I went out on: Funny thing is there wasn't a single coinflip.

bad call: 1
setup eg set under set, KK vs AA etc:4
pushbot and lose with rags: 2
beats: 9 (average equity when chips were put in: 75%)

I don't normally go back and look at results but when the beats piled up like they have I just had to do something. Maybe a longer break, like say the rest of my life is in order...

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t250/t500
(Ante: t50)
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t7365
UTG+1: t7114
MP1: t20862
Hero: t4260
MP3: t36815
CO: t4815
Button: t17289
SB: t6381
BB: t7257

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP2 with J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, Hero raises to t2200, 2 folds, Button calls t2200 (pot was t3400), 2 folds.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (t5600, 2 players)
Hero is all-in t2010, Button calls t2010 (pot was t7610).

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t9620, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t9620)

River: T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (t9620, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: t9620)

Results:
Final pot: t9620
Hero showed Jh Jd
Button showed Ah 8d

MY FAVOURITE:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $50/$100
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $3485
UTG+1: $5060
MP1: $5020
Hero: $3140
MP3: $12025
CO: $3115
Button: $4110
SB: $5730
BB: $4620

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP2 with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
3 folds, Hero raises to $350, MP3 raises to $900, 4 folds, Hero raises all-in $3140, MP3 calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($6430, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $6430)

Turn: 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($6430, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $6430)

River: Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($6430, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $6430)

Results:
Final pot: $6430
Hero showed Ah Ac
MP3 showed Ad Jd

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $30/$60
8 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $4510
UTG+1: $2695
MP1: $960
MP2: $3285
CO: $7731
Hero: $960
SB: $8409
BB: $1420

Pre-flop: (8 players) Hero is Button with T[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
4 folds, CO raises to $210, Hero raises all-in $960, 2 folds, CO calls.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($2010, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $2010)

Turn: A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($2010, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $2010)

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($2010, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $2010)

Results:
Final pot: $2010
CO showed 9h Ac
Hero showed Th Td

chortle....

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Tournament
Blinds: t50/t100
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: t5265
Hero: t635
MP1: t2690
MP2: t10385
MP3: t4950
CO: t350
Button: t5860
SB: t120
BB: t1755

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is UTG+1 with 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]
UTG folds, Hero raises all-in t635, 5 folds, SB calls all-in t70, BB folds.
Uncalled bets: t515 returned to Hero.

Flop: 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t320, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t340)

Turn: 2[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (t320, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t340)

River: 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (t320, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: t340)

Results:
Final pot: t320
SB showed Qc 2h
Hero showed 3c 3h

of course the river is a H - of course!!!

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $80/$160
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $3513
UTG+1: $4420
MP1: $3427
MP2: $5138
Hero: $2630
CO: $7700
Button: $1870
SB: $2600
BB: $8160

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP3 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
2 folds, MP1 calls, MP2 folds, Hero raises to $720, 4 folds, MP1 calls.

Flop: A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($1680, 2 players)
MP1 is all-in $2707, Hero calls all-in $1910.
Uncalled bets: $797 returned to MP1.

Turn: 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($5500, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $5500)

River: 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($5500, 0 player + 2 all-in - Main pot: $5500)

Results:
Final pot: $5500
MP1 showed Jh Kd
Hero showed Qc Ac

3 out hell again:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $60/$120
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $2725
UTG+1: $3400
MP1: $7680
MP2: $11665
Hero: $1230
CO: $4200
Button: $9820
SB: $3720
BB: $5890

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP3 with 9[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
3 folds, MP2 calls, Hero raises all-in $1230, 4 folds, MP2 calls.

Flop: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($2640, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $2640)

Turn: K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($2640, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $2640)

River: 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($2640, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $2640)

Results:
Final pot: $2640
MP2 showed Ac 8c
Hero showed 9s 9d

good ol' river:

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $100/$200
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $7542
UTG+1: $8620
MP1: $7845
MP2: $2080
Hero: $1730
CO: $7385
Button: $9016
SB: $1600
BB: $2150

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is MP3 with Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls, MP1 calls, MP2 raises to $400, Hero raises all-in $1730, 6 folds, MP2 calls.

Flop: 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] ($4160, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $4160)

Turn: 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($4160, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $4160)

River: J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($4160, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $4160)

Results:
Final pot: $4160
MP2 showed Ah Jh
Hero showed Qs Ad

IS there ANY doubt what this river would be...hahahahaha..gag..cackle cackle...

Full Tilt Poker
No Limit Holdem Ring game
Blinds: $15/$30
9 players
Converter

Stack sizes:
UTG: $1340
UTG+1: $1560
MP1: $1005
MP2: $1670
MP3: $890
CO: $2350
Button: $1465
Hero: $1470
BB: $1750

Pre-flop: (9 players) Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]
UTG folds, UTG+1 raises to $90, 2 folds, MP3 calls, CO calls, Button folds, Hero calls, BB folds.

Flop: J[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] ($390, 4 players)
Hero bets $210, 2 folds, CO raises to $660, Hero raises all-in $1380, CO calls.

Turn: 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] ($3150, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $3150)

River: K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] ($3150, 1 player + 1 all-in - Main pot: $3150)

Results:
Final pot: $3150
CO showed Jh Kd
Hero showed Ah Jc