Anyone wanna jerk off?
 

PokerStars No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (6 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

BB ($32.85)
UTG ($39.90)
MP ($18.35)
CO ($28.40)
Button ($55.60)
Hero ($53.65)

Preflop: Hero is SB with A[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $2.5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $5</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $14.5</font>, <font color="#666666">1 fold</font>, UTG folds, <font color="#CC3333">CO raises to $28.4</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Button raises to $55.6</font>

<font color="red"> Boom </font>

Hero calls $39.15 (All-In).

Flop: ($86.20) 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], J[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Turn: ($86.20) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

River: ($86.20) 4[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(3 players, 1 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $138.65

Results in white below: <font color="white">
Hero has As Ah (two pair, aces and jacks).
CO has Ac Kh (two pair, kings and jacks).
Button has Qd Qh (two pair, queens and jacks).

Re: Anyone wanna jerk off?
 

BAN.

Re: Anyone wanna jerk off?
 

I dont wanna jerk off w/ you sorry.

Re: Anyone wanna jerk off?
 

[ QUOTE ]
Loc: inside the mouth

[/ QUOTE ]

Re: Anyone wanna jerk off?
 

OP seems to have sexual issues that he shouldent be so quick to share.

Re: Anyone wanna jerk off?
 

Re: Anyone wanna jerk off?
 

didnt feel like making a new thread for a 50nl hand but my opponents made me lol so i guess i'll post mine here

Full Tilt No-Limit Hold'em, $0.50 BB (9 handed) Hand History Converter Tool from FlopTurnRiver.com (Format: 2+2 Forums)

saw flop|<font color="#C00000">saw showdown</font>

MP3 ($15.50)
CO ($51.15)
Button ($39.95)
<font color="#C00000">SB ($37.95)</font>
<font color="#C00000">Hero ($50.45)</font>
<font color="#C00000">UTG ($51.40)</font>
UTG+1 ($50)
MP1 ($48.10)
MP2 ($31.35)

Preflop: Hero is BB with A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img].
UTG calls $0.50, <font color="#666666">5 folds</font>, <font color="#CC3333">SB raises to $1.75</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $5</font>, UTG calls $4, SB calls $3.

Flop: ($14.25) 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img], 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img], 4[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players)</font>
<font color="#CC3333">SB bets $19</font>, <font color="#CC3333">Hero raises to $45.95 (All-In)</font>, UTG calls $45.95, SB calls $14.45 (All-In).

Turn: ($114.60) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

River: ($114.60) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] <font color="#0000FF">(4 players, 2 all-in)</font>

Final Pot: $139.60

Results in white below:
SB has 7c 7h (one pair, sevens).
Hero has Ah Ac (one pair, aces).
UTG has As 9s (one pair, nines).

Outcome: Hero wins $139.60.

lol at calling off a full stack on a fd

Re: Anyone wanna jerk off?
 

[x] No pictures of OP`s mother

Re: Anyone wanna jerk off?
 

the humor must be really subtle budrick because i jujst dont see it.

Re: Anyone wanna jerk off?
 

It wasnt a joke,nor was my comment in the thread you just started.