I got PWNed by a drunk
 

Im sitting on a 1.2k stack I built from the 200max 2/5 game at Bay101 when one of the main donators, who has been chasing everything and reloaded at least 5 times, starts drinking. 2 hours later he is totally smashed and starts raising every hand from every position to ~30-35 (whatever his drunk hands managed to grab). He does this at least 20 times in a row and hits a sick run of cards, hitting straights, sets, flushes and whatever (2 pair with 72o beating QQ) and gets paid by people who are trying to stack him. He runs his stack up to 1k and then: he raises to 35 UNG and I see KK in MP. I raise to 125, folded to him, he looks at me and asks "huh? can you beat j..j..jacks??" and re-raises to 300. We end up all in and I ship 1k to his fukkin AA.

5 minutes later I hear him seriously ask the guy sitting next to him: "Hey, th...th..that guy over there h..h..had a ton of chips, where did they all go?"

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5 minutes later I hear him seriously ask the guy sitting next to him: "Hey, that guy over there had a ton of chips, where did they all go?"
"I GUESS TO ME BWAWHAWHAWHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHAAAA"

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fyp

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"can you beat jj?"

ROFL

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sucks

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"huh? can you beat j..j..jacks??" and re-raises to 300.

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He never has jacks here, this could even be a fold.

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"huh? can you beat j..j..jacks??" and re-raises to 300.

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He never has jacks here, this could even be a fold.

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The thing was that he was really smashed. Not faking it. He called someones $100 river bet with 8 high. I didnt even try to put him on a hand, Jacks or whatever. I just said to myself "if he has AA screw it, thats what I get for trying to stack a drunk"

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"huh? can you beat j..j..jacks??" and re-raises to 300.

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He never has jacks here, this could even be a fold.

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Against a previous spewtard, now completely blitzed spewtard???

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The thing was that he was really smashed. Not faking it. He called someones $100 river bet with 8 high. I didnt even try to put him on a hand, Jacks or whatever. I just said to myself "if he has AA screw it, thats what I get for trying to stack a drunk"

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I have done the same with drunks, myself. Keep in mind these morons spend their entire time between trips to casino thinking of clever and witty ways to play Aces. You fell for some sucker's day dream, which has to burn.

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One of the B101 10-200 donators took $5K off the table today on a sick sick rush.

"You fell for some sucker's day dream, which has to burn. "

I fell for a pretty silly trick in the midst of his rush, when he got me to bluff the river with my 9 high busted draw into his trips in an over the top 'I'm weak' tell. It was so over the top that I went to the wrong level and thought he might actually be weak. It burned a little bit.

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OP ur story just put me on moderate tilt