50NL Enjoy my Fulltilt Pain for the evening - Feel free to flame me
 

1100 hands . . . just whipped my keyboard into the wall and consequently had to apologize to the people downstairs when it woke them up. On the plus side, my keyboard is durable!

Running at -2.41/100 over 14k hands for the month after months of +4.5/100 (12k), 5.75/100 (42k), 2.1/100 (36k) and 5.7/100 (30k)


I'm pulling my money off this goddamn BS rigged site and pounding out the FPPS on Stars


Hands 1 & 2 were one hand from back to back, same room, of 12-tabling. Clearly not EXTREME VARIANCE.

And converters never friggin work!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 7 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $57.85
BB: $37.25
UTG: $30.50
UTG+1: $16.00
MP: $47.25
Hero (CO): $51.90
BTN: $49.00

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (7 Players)
4 folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $1.50

Flop: ($4) 2[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $2.00</font>, SB calls $2.00

Turn: ($8) 8[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $15.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $47.90</font>, SB calls $32.90

River: ($103.80) 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $103.80 ($3 Rake)

SB had 8[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Eights) and WON (+$48.90)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$51.90)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $30.00
BB: $15.50
UTG: $47.25
Hero (UTG+1): $50.00
MP1: $52.00
MP2: $17.50
CO: $106.50
BTN: $37.70

Preflop: Hero is dealt 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (8 Players)
UTG folds, Hero calls $0.50, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, 2 folds, <font color="red">SB raises to $1.00</font>, BB folds, Hero calls $0.50, MP2 calls $0.50

Flop: ($3.50) J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">SB bets $2.00</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $8.00</font>, <font color="red">MP2 raises all-in to $16.50</font>, SB folds, Hero calls $8.50

Turn: ($38.50) 3[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($38.50) 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $38.50 ($1.90 Rake)

MP2 had 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a flush, Queen high) and WON (+$19.10)
Hero had 7[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 7[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sevens) and LOST (-$17.50)


Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $14.95
BB: $50.00
UTG: $47.25
Hero (UTG+1): $60.65
MP1: $57.60
MP2: $71.80
CO: $50.00
BTN: $111.85

CO posts $0.50
Preflop: Hero is dealt 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, Hero calls $0.50, MP1 folds, MP2 calls $0.50, CO checks, <font color="red">BTN raises to $3.00</font>, 2 folds, UTG calls $2.50, Hero calls $2.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($10.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
UTG checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $8.00</font>, <font color="red">BTN raises to $34.75</font>, <font color="red">UTG raises all-in to $44.25</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises all-in to $57.65</font>, BTN calls $22.90

Turn: ($170.30) A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

River: ($170.30) K[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players - 2 All-In)

Pot Size: $170.30 ($3 Rake)

UTG had K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Kings) and WON (+$93.25)
BTN had T[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (a pair of Nines) and LOST (-$60.65)
Hero had 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 5[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Fives) and LOST (-$33.85)

Hand 4, Possibly riv spew . . .awesome runners though
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $78.90
BB: $22.00
UTG: $54.25
UTG+1: $9.00
Hero (MP1): $52.50
MP2: $62.00
MP3: $82.10
CO: $27.50
BTN: $21.15

Preflop: Hero is dealt T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9 Players)
2 folds, Hero calls $0.50, 3 folds, BTN calls $0.50, SB calls $0.25, BB checks

Flop: ($2) 9[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (4 Players)
SB checks, BB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $1.50</font>, BTN folds, SB calls $1.50, BB folds

Turn: ($5) 5[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $3.00</font>, SB calls $3.00

River: ($11) 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
SB checks, <font color="red">Hero bets $5.00</font>, <font color="red">SB raises to $15.50</font>, Hero calls $10.50

Pot Size: $42.00 ($2.10 Rake)

SB had Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (a flush, King high) and WON (+$19.40)
Hero had T[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a straight, King high) and LOST (-$20.50)


Hand 5)
Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 9 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

Hero (SB): $50.85
BB: $39.45
UTG: $13.50
UTG+1: $27.25
MP1: $34.45
MP2: $63.75
MP3: $33.50
CO: $20.80
BTN: $16.50

Preflop: Hero is dealt K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (9 Players)
UTG calls $0.50, UTG+1 folds, MP1 calls $0.50, 2 folds, CO calls $0.50, BTN folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $3.00</font>, BB calls $2.50, UTG calls $2.50, 2 folds

Flop: ($10) 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] T[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (3 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $8.00</font>, <font color="red">BB raises to $16.00</font>, UTG calls all-in for $10.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $43.50</font>, BB folds
Uncalled bet of $27.50 returned to Hero

Turn: ($52.50) A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($52.50) 9[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $52.50 ($2.60 Rake)

UTG had 6[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Sixes) and WON (+$25.95)
Hero had K[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] K[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Kings) and LOST (-$8.55)

Hand 6) FJHBFGJKNBRFGJKRBFNGJ SHORTSTACKS!!!!!!!!!!!1 DEF. Spew! They're all so [censored] brilliant preflop when players are forced to embrace variance vs. them

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $25.70
BB: $17.00
UTG: $26.40
UTG+1: $19.55
Hero (MP1): $56.95
MP2: $40.20
CO: $30.50
BTN: $28.25

Preflop: Hero is dealt J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (8 Players)
UTG folds, UTG+1 calls $0.50, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.25</font>, 4 folds, <font color="red">BB raises to $4.00</font>, UTG+1 folds, Hero calls $1.75

Flop: ($8.75) 3[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 3[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 6[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">BB bets $8.75</font>, <font color="red">Hero raises to $17.50</font>, BB calls all-in for $4.25
Uncalled bet of $4.50 returned to Hero

Turn: ($34.75) 4[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

River: ($34.75) 9[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (2 Players - 1 All-In)

Pot Size: $34.75 ($1.70 Rake)

BB had A[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] (two pair, Aces and Threes) and WON (+$16.05)
Hero had J[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] J[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] (two pair, Jacks and Threes) and LOST (-$17.00)

Hand 7)
Friend claimed this should've been a riv fold . . .easier said than done when you're steaming. But he's right and I know it.

Full Tilt Poker - No Limit Hold'em Cash Game - $0.25/$0.50 Blinds - 8 Players - (LegoPoker Hand History Converter)

SB: $95.95
BB: $54.70
UTG: $49.20
Hero (UTG+1): $83.40
MP1: $50.00
MP2: $48.25
CO: $45.50
BTN: $5.90

Preflop: Hero is dealt A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (8 Players)
UTG folds, <font color="red">Hero raises to $2.00</font>, MP1 calls $2.00, 5 folds

Flop: ($4.75) 5[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] 2[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] 8[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $4.00</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises to $12.00</font>, Hero calls $8.00

Turn: ($28.75) K[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (2 Players)
Hero checks, MP1 checks

River: ($28.75) Q[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (2 Players)
<font color="red">Hero bets $15.00</font>, <font color="red">MP1 raises all-in to $36.00</font>, Hero calls $21.00

Pot Size: $100.75 ($3 Rake)

MP1 had Q[img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img] Q[img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img] (three of a kind, Queens) and WON (+$47.75)
Hero had A[img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] A[img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img] (a pair of Aces) and LOST (-$50.00)

I'm getting a sub and playing Madden, f-this


Converter worked for me:
http://www.legopoker.com/hh/index.php
It would be a really, really good idea if you bookmarked that link - CMAR

Re: Enjoy my Fulltilt Pain for the evening - Feel free to flame me
 

there is a thread for ths stuff...this is not it

Re: Enjoy my Fulltilt Pain for the evening - Feel free to flame me
 

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there is a thread for ths stuff...this is not it

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there's also a whole forum for it, and yet I opted to post it anyway

but thank you for taking advantage of the [X] Feel free to flame me portion of the thread

i'm actually being serious with that last part, im still furious and my sub isnt ready yet

It's chicken finger, hot, dry w/ no onions . . i think the onions kind of subtract from the rest of the flavor-medley that is the sub

Re: Enjoy my Fulltilt Pain for the evening - Feel free to flame me
 

Have fun at stars.

Re: Enjoy my Fulltilt Pain for the evening - Feel free to flame me
 

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Have fun at stars.

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Thank you . . . will do.

3 mins until sub is ready. It's from Jim's Steak Out. If you've never been, you should try

Re: Enjoy my Fulltilt Pain for the evening - Feel free to flame me
 

Um so you ran hot as crap for 100k+ hands, now you've had a mildly bad run over 14k hands and are waking the neighbors and making bad beat posts in the strategy forum? Ban plz.

Re: Enjoy my Fulltilt Pain for the evening - Feel free to flame me
 

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Um so you ran hot as crap for 100k+ hands, now you've had a mildly bad run over 14k hands and are waking the neighbors and making bad beat posts in the strategy forum? Ban plz.

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Where do you see that I ran "hot as crap"?

Re: Enjoy my Fulltilt Pain for the evening - Feel free to flame me
 

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Um so you ran hot as crap for 100k+ hands, now you've had a mildly bad run over 14k hands and are waking the neighbors and making bad beat posts in the strategy forum? Ban plz.

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Where do you see that I ran "hot as crap"?

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+4.5/100 (12k), 5.75/100 (42k), 2.1/100 (36k) and 5.7/100 (30k)

These are very good numbers sir, and for almost 10x as long as your mild downswing, all I'm saying.

Re: Enjoy my Fulltilt Pain for the evening - Feel free to flame me
 

I agree, this bad run sucks but nothing I haven't seen before. I'm amazed somebody with as many hands invested as you would subscribe to this "rigged" bullcrap.

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I agree, this bad run sucks but nothing I haven't seen before. I'm amazed somebody with as many hands invested as you would subscribe to this "rigged" bullcrap.

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Truth-be-told, I really don't subscribe to it. Furious during the downswings is all. Just had a massive downswing at the end of June, truth-be-told, I didnt play that well on top of the usual variance. As far as this month goes, I actually think I'm playing somewhat solid, just running like garbage.