Beat Brag or Variance: Jewish Donkey?
 

i was called a jewish donkey after i hit a draw on the river

LocoSmoko said, "get the f uck kreal jewstars"
Steroid Boy said, "jewstars???"
LocoSmoko said, "yea"
Steroid Boy said, "whats that mean?"
LocoSmoko said, "i refer to this joke a ss site as JEWSTARS"
Steroid Boy said, "whats wrong the jews"
LocoSmoko said, "nothing"
LocoSmoko said, "im jewish"
Steroid Boy said, "then y for bad luck u say damn jews"
Steroid Boy said, "im just used to seeing riggedstars jokerstars [censored]stars"
LocoSmoko said, "because its a joke'"
LocoSmoko said, "like u calling me that hand"
LocoSmoko said, "how bout riverstars"
Steroid Boy said, "lets see u want me to bet/fold half my stack"
LocoSmoko said, "umn............... yea"
LocoSmoko said, " in real life u wont hit str8"
Steroid Boy said, "in real life flopped quads wouldnt be beaten by runner runner str8 flush llike in last yrs ME"
LocoSmoko said, "lol"
LocoSmoko said, "if the queen had nuts shed be king"
LocoSmoko said, "potato patato"
Steroid Boy said, "and your point"
LocoSmoko said, "ur a jewish donkey"

So BBV what it do?

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you call these bagels?

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There's nothing sadder than jew-on-jew pwnage

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Link hand.

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Seat 1: Anamensys (6025 in chips)
Seat 2: LocoSmoko (4985 in chips)
Seat 3: funnzie (5075 in chips)
Seat 4: YrrsiNN (4580 in chips)
Seat 5: xOJSIMPSONx (2450 in chips)
Seat 6: Steroid Boy (1750 in chips)
funnzie: posts small blind 50
YrrsiNN: posts big blind 100
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Steroid Boy [Td Ks]
xOJSIMPSONx: folds
Steroid Boy: raises 150 to 250
Anamensys: folds
LocoSmoko: calls 250
funnzie: folds
YrrsiNN: folds
*** FLOP *** [3s Jc Qh]
Steroid Boy: bets 500
LocoSmoko: raises 1100 to 1600
Steroid Boy: calls 1000 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [3s Jc Qh] [8h]
*** RIVER *** [3s Jc Qh 8h] [9c]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
Steroid Boy: shows [Td Ks] (a straight, Nine to King)
LocoSmoko: shows [Ac Qs] (a pair of Queens)
Steroid Boy collected 3650 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 3650 | Rake 0
Board [3s Jc Qh 8h 9c]
Seat 1: Anamensys folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: LocoSmoko (button) showed [Ac Qs] and lost with a pair of
Queens
Seat 3: funnzie (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 4: YrrsiNN (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 5: xOJSIMPSONx folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Steroid Boy showed [Td Ks] and won (3650) with a straight, Nine
to King

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