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2er222 08-08-2007 02:04 PM

Itchy red scrotum?
 
I had unprotected sex two days ago with a rather suspect woman. Lets not get into the issues surrounding that, its over.

Well now its two days later and my scrotum and underside of my penis are very red and itch a bit. I was just having sex and I got a weird kind of chaffing feeling.

So whats the deal? I googled and wiki'd this and I got a bunch of random useless information, I'm hoping somebody can give me a quick diagnosis here. I can't recall any STD's that have that syptom, but who knows.

Thanks for your help and for the flames that I'm sure are coming.

oddjob 08-08-2007 02:06 PM

Re: Itchy red scrotum?
 
i had delcious cracker barrel for breakfast this morning, now i'm lost as to what i should have for lunch.

bisonbison 08-08-2007 02:07 PM

Re: Itchy red scrotum?
 
No need to see a doctor, it's just your [censored] dick dude.

stabn 08-08-2007 02:07 PM

Re: Itchy red scrotum?
 
Sorry dude but your johnson has one week to live.

jafeather 08-08-2007 02:08 PM

Re: Itchy red scrotum?
 
I can't remember the name for it. I do remember that it will kill you in a short number of months unless you cut the infected area off within a week.

traz 08-08-2007 02:08 PM

Re: Itchy red scrotum?
 
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Well now its two days later and my scrotum and underside of my penis are very red and itch a bit. I was just having sex and I got a weird kind of chaffing feeling.


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Wait 2 days and see if she gets a big red itch

DonkeyKongSr 08-08-2007 02:08 PM

Re: Itchy red scrotum?
 
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No need to see a doctor, it's just your [censored] dick dude.

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Seriously. As long as he can still get an erection, I see no problem at all.

miajag 08-08-2007 02:09 PM

Re: Itchy red scrotum?
 
You're pregnant.

gumpzilla 08-08-2007 02:09 PM

Re: Itchy red scrotum?
 
http://www.walgreens.com/dbimagecache/221644.jpg

Dude, it's medicated.

jafeather 08-08-2007 02:10 PM

Re: Itchy red scrotum?
 
Brag: I had unprotected sex two days ago

Beat: with a rather suspect woman

Variance: Sorry dude but your johnson has one week to live.


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