bathroom etiquette
 

okay guys, i work at a small software company and we have a small bathroom...we have two urinals..so i walk in the bathroom to take a piss and go to one of the urinals, and our CEO/owner walks in and goes right next to me and starts talking to me..so i immediately get stage fright and cant go...so he finishes and im still standing there like a dead fish, i mean its obvious i couldnt go and im getting embarrassed. so he keeps talking to me while hes washing his hands etc. so i have to wait till he leaves..very embarrassing he knows i have stage fright now.. another thing is we have 2 toilets, and i hate it when i have to blow ass and someone else comes and sits down, and there is that awkward silence like "Who's gonna completely let it blow first"...and i always look under and recognize the shoes so i know who it is which makes it pretty weird..do any of you come across these problems???

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The most confusing problem I run into is the 3 stalls we have here. Say you have to drop a duece, you go into say the far right stall. The other two are open. Then some halfwit comes in and sits in the middle stall right next to you. WTF?!?!?

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i hate it when there are little kids with their dads and they pull down their pants entirely to pee in a urinal

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stage fright sucks. I suffer from it sometimes too

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i hate it when there are little kids with their dads and they pull down their pants entirely to pee in a urinal

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I have friends (20 year olds) that will go up to either side of a stranger at a urinal and do this.

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has anyone ever played poker while pooping/masturbating in an airport terminal bathroom?

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next time when ur at a public restroom in the stall and someone is next to u, slide a battleship game to them and ask them if they want to play

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I don't use urinals ... always with the stall ...

and I dab I don't shake