Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?
 

Ok so i had to run out at 1am and i asked my friend to play on my name until i get back, i left him with 10k in chips, sitting at about 15th of the 170 remaining, and he comes in 151st.

I look at the hand history, and this is how he lost most of the stack, i tell him WHAT THE [censored] ARE U THINKING, and he says im a complete moron and know nothing about poker, please tell me if this is the stupidest play you've EVER seen in your life, and i do mean EVER.

*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to Me [2s 4h]
Me: calls 100
SargeAZ: folds
Steavis: raises 300 to 400

SSimp: folds
Mookachu: folds
WuDaddy23: folds
ottodude111: folds
punto: folds
Me: calls 300
*** FLOP *** [Kc Jc 3s]
Steavis: bets 4990 and is all-in
Me: calls 4990<-WHAT THE [censored]

Anyone else see ANYTHING wrong with this, he says im a complete moron that knows nothing about poker.


Oh yeah, and when i reamed him out about it, he said "i put him on AQ, it was a good call"

Re: Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?
 

Cut your friend's throat, remove his entrails, cook, and send to his family.

Re: Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?
 

Um...

Don't let your friend play for you again.

Re: Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?
 

OR could the stupider play have been giving control to the friend who knows nothing about poker.

[x] should have posted and folded
[x] best line of all time, thought he had AQ
[x] slitting your friends throat

Re: Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?
 

he claims i know nothing about poker, this kid dropped out of college to play full time

Re: Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?
 

Ah, my bad I actually can't read. If he does what sites does he play on and what's his screen name.

Secondly, you should be playing him heads up for as much money as you can at all times.

Re: Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?
 

Gadzod on pokerstars and tilt

Re: Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?
 

You're a moron.

Barry

Re: Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?
 

Are you sure this really happened? The only possible way to spew more chips is if this was the river and your friend's four-high was still unimproved.

Somebody doesn't just melt down like this out of the clear blue sky. Your friend should have been dropping clues that he shouldn't even be trusted with play money chips. Maybe you've seen this guy struggle to push open doors that say "Pull to Open".

Since this guy was accepted into college, though, it's more likely he has some secret personal grudge against you.

Re: Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?
 

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Am i the moron? Or has this guy lost his marbles?

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Are the two mutually exclusive?