Prop Bet Help Needed from Nutritionist/Yoga-type
 

This is your standard longest dookie prop bet, the winnar will have produced the longest continuous buttloaf on a given date within a 3 hour window.

I have 3 weeks to "prepare" and I'm looking for both dookie-elongating diets as well as any training techniques that might assist me in this bet.

Thanks in advance for all your help.

Re: Prop Bet Help Needed from Nutritionist/Yoga-type
 

lots and lots of fiber - eat a whole box of Raisin Bran about 10 hours before showtime

EDIT: maybe 8 hours would work as well, just don't drink any alcohol because it will increase the nugget factor

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So whose job is it to measure the turds?

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This thread will be worthless without result pics

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lots and lots of fiber - eat a whole box of Raisin Bran about 10 hours before showtime

EDIT: maybe 8 hours would work as well, just don't drink any alcohol because it will increase the nugget factor

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Depending on what OP's digestive system is like, too much insoluble fiber (like that in bran) might cause explosive, but non-continuous, dookage. Get a healthy dose of Benefiber the night before and you'll get a nice, long, continuous one.

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Dude: Colon Blow.

The proof is in the poop

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