bond18, please bypass the shark, just kill humberto
 

i cant think of a more annoying way of being sent to the rail (except maybe by brandi, rousso or gordon. maybe.)

from pokernews:

"The Shark is Coming!
ESPN cameras surrounded Humberto Brenes's table as he stood up from his chair, hoisting his pocket kings high into the air. "Who has the kings? I am the King!!!" Humberto said, after calling an opponent's preflop all-in bet; his opponent showed AdKh .

The board filled out 5d 2h 4s 4d 8s and Humberto celebrated wildly as his opponent sat grimacing, waiting to find out whether or not Humberto had him completely covered; he indeed did.

"The shark is cooooming!" Brenes proclaimed, as he open and closed his arms, mimicking the jaws of a shark.

Brenes stacked up just over 50,000 worth of chips after the hand."

Re: bond18, please bypass the shark, just kill humberto
 

getting busted is bad enough, that guy flaunting and screaming at me would result in an immediate head asplode.

Re: bond18, please bypass the shark, just kill humberto
 

Humerto,

DIAGSFpls

Re: bond18, please bypass the shark, just kill humberto
 

Dids: Do not ban plz.

Re: bond18, please bypass the shark, just kill humberto
 

I've never even met Humberto and yet I've at least 90 minutes of my life fantasizing about feeding him into a wood chipper.

Re: bond18, please bypass the shark, just kill humberto
 

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I've never even met Humberto and yet I've at least 90 minutes of my life fantasizing about feeding him into a wood chipper.

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the woodcheeeeeeper is HOOOOOOOOONGRY!!

Re: bond18, please bypass the shark, just kill humberto
 

was he pulling this crap before all the big tournies were televised?

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was he pulling this crap before all the big tournies were televised?

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No. Discussed this with several oldtimers who are tourney vets and Humberto used to be a quiet, respectful guy before the cameras came into poker.

Re: bond18, please bypass the shark, just kill humberto
 

Even after the cameras came in initially, he was fine. Watch the 2003 WSOP segments again. In the hand where Scotty Nguyen pulls a huge bluff on him or when he plays the huge pot with Moneymaker, he was quiet and pretty much respectful.

I didn't see him getting "crazy" until the 2004 Five-Diamond final table, and even then it wasn't in such an annoying, ass-hatted manner. 2006 WSOP and beyond he has been nothing but tacky and classless at the tables, esp. where cameras are concerned. It's really a shame, and total inexcusable.

Re: bond18, please bypass the shark, just kill humberto
 

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I've never even met Humberto and yet I've at least 90 minutes of my life fantasizing about feeding him into a wood chipper.

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How do you say the woooodcheeeper in Spaneesh...Ummmmbertoee