Sickest thing I\'ve ever seen at a poker table...
 

So I've been in Vegas for the WSOP and have some buddys up this week who are from back home in Toronto. Last night we had a fun $1/$2 NL session at the Mirage where the four of us just got hammered and [censored] around. I'd been playing most of the pots and running really well, stacking people all over the place. I'd recently stacked one of my friends and had just generally cold-decked him in a few pots before this hand.

I limp KK UTG (I'd done some limping from EP so this wasn't totally inconsistent with my play) and my friend in the CO raises. Blinds fold, I call. At this point we're all really drunk and just shooting the [censored] about different things and having fun with the rest of the table so there's not a whole lot of focus going on.

So the flop comes K99r, and I check. At this point, my buddy looks at the flop, then looks up around the table to follow the action, then says "Oh [censored], just me and you again? Jesus [censored] christ I muck.." as he throws his cards into the muck. Everyone chuckles... then I turn over KK and the whole table erupts..

It was pretty hilarious..

Brag: I actually had fun playing live poker.

Beat: I'm so Vegas'd out and uninterested in playing live that I'm coming home tomorrow without playing the main event.

Variance: I'm actually looking forward to grinding some hands out online when I get home, and not having the mood of my day hinge on the results of a few hands. It's not surprising that most of these live pros are utterly insane.

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teach me how to cold-deck others pls

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Lol, nice. Accused of collusion? That's been a rash of that going around.

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teach me how to cold-deck others pls

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Loc: Playing g00t, running g00t..

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teach me how to cold-deck others pls

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Loc: Playing g00t, running g00t..

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Lol, nice. Accused of collusion? That's been a rash of that going around.

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Nah, they knew we were just having alot of fun and we'd been playing pretty hard at each other beforehand.

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all-in preflop....he calls with any two lol

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god dammit, I spent all week playing 1/2 at the Mirage and the day I fly back I miss a bunch of drunkard 2+2 style fun. grrrrrr

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Sickest thing ive ever seen at a poker table was some fat asian bitch sitting on my left who was shoveling chow mein into her mouth and simultenously scratching her pootang while trying to make small talk with me...true story.

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I was seated next to a guy with horrible psoriasis one time. The [censored] was flaking everywhere.. it was the sickest thing I've ever been witness to.