The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet
 

I've been seeing alot of brag posts about how so and so is good at poker and how much they made. What I'm not seeing enough is the losers, or the less harsh word would be the un-gifted, or unfortunate.

So for this thread, lets see who can brag that they are the worst poker player.

I'll start off first.

I played 43k hands this month and i'm only up 2.4k

43k hands and only 32$/hr.
28k hands of nl 200 and down 3 buyins for -.53ptbb

Yea I suck, but lets see who sucks more? There's no shame here, just let it all out.

Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet
 

Lol, what kind of curve are you grading yourself on?

Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet
 

Ooh, this is a good one. Apparently, I can't beat NL25, because I suck sooooo bad. I cry myself to sleep every night.

Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet
 

i've spent my last 3 deposits losing at .1/.2nl and $1 sngs. i had to beg for someone to give me .10 so i could buy into a .50 tourney that I busted out in the third hand of.

Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet
 

I win a lot of money from you Barrin and I'm good at losing big stacks deep in tournaments.

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I win a lot of money from you Barrin and I'm good at losing big stacks deep in tournaments.

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I was on tilt that session and that KJ hand just added more salt to the wound

Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet
 

oh. I played like [censored] that session as well and dropped a buy in and stopped.

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Hmm, I'm so bad at mtts I even have a negative ROI at the $4.4 180 player s&gs on pokerstars... ftw

Re: The well of Truth: If you are bad at poker, come out of the closet
 

Barrin, I don;t believe you at all.

You are a balla

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i lost $1000 in 5 days of vegas tournaments (my wife helped too). i was carrying quarters around the monte carlo asking if they had any slot machines that took change. i had to sit through a time share presentation just to get $100 in luxor chips.
i ran it up to $500 in one hour.... but i sucked (out) the whole time.