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defraud 06-10-2007 02:11 PM

Trip Report: I Went To The Gas Station
 
I picked up my friend to pull a scam at Sports Authority and Sports Authority closes at 9:30pm. It's 8:40 and a long drive. As I pickd up my friend I realized I was on empty.
So I pull into the nearist gas station thats on the way to the highway. The gas station seems a little beat down adn ghetto like.

Anyways I pull up in a rush pop the tank and jump out of the car and yell

"[censored]!!!!!!!!!!"

Theres a bum looking lady with her bum looking husband standing near their white late 80's Pickup truck.

The lady makes a comment and laughs she realizes the same thing i realized which was I pulled up onto the wrong side my gas tank is on the passenger side.

I turn the car around and get out. The bum lady decides to come talk to me and my friend.

"You really should know what side your gas tank is on by now" Says the bum lady
"Sorry it's a stolen car" says me

My friend is laughing in the background.

I swipe my debit card and begin to pump. The bum lady comes back up to me and says

"Do you have spare money you could give me..you see we just got this truck and we didnt realize it used up so much gas and how expensive gas is"

I reply, "Sorry I don't have any cash on me" (a lie obv)

Bum Lady. "Well perhaps after your done pumping we could see if the nozzle will reach to my car and I could pump a few gallons.

I reply, "Sorry i'm jewish"

Bum Lady, "Well you know god will bless you for the kind things you do for strangers" yada yada yada.

I interupt her and say "It's ok i'm going to hell anyways"

My friend laughs more and she decides to leave us alone at that point.

We left the gas station and got on the highway. Funny thing is Right as i got on the highway I got a speeding ticket immediately (karma?)

Wires 06-10-2007 02:22 PM

Re: Trip Report: I Went To The Gas Station
 
There is no way that you stumbled across this site and decided to create an account because you just NEEDED to make this post.

What point are you trying to prove? What is your regular or pre-ban user name?

killsadie 06-10-2007 02:23 PM

Re: Trip Report: I Went To The Gas Station
 
naw, they were just trying to scam you, tomorrow theyll be asking for bus money outside the grocery store.

defraud 06-10-2007 02:25 PM

Re: Trip Report: I Went To The Gas Station
 
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naw, they were just trying to scam you, tomorrow theyll be asking for bus money outside the grocery store.

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Yeah I know it's a common scam thats why I didnt give them any money and more or less [censored] around with them.

defraud 06-10-2007 02:26 PM

Re: Trip Report: I Went To The Gas Station
 
[ QUOTE ]
There is no way that you stumbled across this site and decided to create an account because you just NEEDED to make this post.

What point are you trying to prove? What is your regular or pre-ban user name?

[/ QUOTE ]

suck my dick

BillNye 06-10-2007 02:29 PM

Re: Trip Report: I Went To The Gas Station
 
[ QUOTE ]
There is no way that you stumbled across this site and decided to create an account because you just NEEDED to make this post.

What point are you trying to prove? What is your regular or pre-ban user name?

[/ QUOTE ]

Wires 06-10-2007 02:33 PM

Re: Trip Report: I Went To The Gas Station
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
There is no way that you stumbled across this site and decided to create an account because you just NEEDED to make this post.

What point are you trying to prove? What is your regular or pre-ban user name?

[/ QUOTE ]

suck my dick

[/ QUOTE ]

Confession please. Who are you and what are you doing here?

I mean other than looking for sexual gratification.

BillNye 06-10-2007 02:34 PM

Re: Trip Report: I Went To The Gas Station
 
ip ban this time

defraud 06-10-2007 02:34 PM

Re: Trip Report: I Went To The Gas Station
 
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
[ QUOTE ]
There is no way that you stumbled across this site and decided to create an account because you just NEEDED to make this post.

What point are you trying to prove? What is your regular or pre-ban user name?

[/ QUOTE ]

suck my dick

[/ QUOTE ]

Confession please. Who are you and what are you doing here?

I mean other than looking for sexual gratification.

[/ QUOTE ]

I'm ban on site i'll leave it at that

defraud 06-10-2007 02:34 PM

Re: Trip Report: I Went To The Gas Station
 
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ip ban this time

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jokes on you they already done that


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