I will crush you heads up
 

I never play heads up NL cash, but wanted to donk around a bit and try out some low stakes. I sit @ a $50NL table and get a customer.

Me $50
Him $25

Dealt to me T [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]9 [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

I raise to $1.5, he calls

Flop: 8 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/heart.gif[/img]J [img]/images/graemlins/club.gif[/img]

I bet $2, he calls

Turn: 3 [img]/images/graemlins/spade.gif[/img]

I bet $5, he calls

River: 2 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]

I bet $9, he shoves, I call, he shows 6 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img]7 [img]/images/graemlins/diamond.gif[/img] then insta-leaves

GG, I'm sooooo good

Re: I will crush you heads up
 

you won with the nuts when your opp. bluffed? wow, you are good.

Re: I will crush you heads up
 

You are probably the best player I've seen in a long time.
Need a steak?

Re: I will crush you heads up
 

this post sucks.

we are all that much dummer for reading it.

[x] you had the nuts
[x] opponent is a short dicker

Re: I will crush you heads up
 

shut it

Re: I will crush you heads up
 

Wait, you supposedly moved down to play some HU and then made a brag about going up a half buy-in because you flopped the nuts?

Jesus, horrible.

Re: I will crush you heads up
 

you think someone with 300 posts would know that bbv doesnt tolerate this crap...

Re: I will crush you heads up
 

I forgot to mention that I used a Jedi mind trick to get him to shove the river.

Re: I will crush you heads up
 

You guys are so jaded sometimes. I thought someone shoving their stack into the nuts on the first hand was pretty funny.

Re: I will crush you heads up
 

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You guys are so jaded sometimes. I thought someone shoving their stack into the nuts on the first hand was pretty funny.

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Leave the thinking to the horse, their heads are much bigger.






LAWL , random German proverb translations.