BRAG: sent pooptoad to a girl
 

over AIM picture sharing. I was sending her pics of my weekend at myrtle beach and saw pooptoad and figured I'd send that along with them.

BEAT: She called pooptoad "disgusting" and claimed she wanted to vom just looking at it.

The correct move is to never speak to this obviously defective female again, but does this blasphemy warrant even more drastic measures? Discuss.

Also on the table: What the hell is wrong with girls that they can't appreciate the glory that is pooptoad?

Since this thread is worthless without pics:
http://i117.photobucket.com/albums/o...s/POOPTOAD.jpg

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my girlfriend finds the "lol documents" episode of HSP funny, I will get her thoughts on teh pooptoad.

If she doesn't like him, I never speak to her again.

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Beat: this is a lie

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you: hey, wanna see a picture of a toad that looks kinda like a piece of [censored]?

her: .....

you: its a toad.......that looks like a [censored].......dont you find that awesome?

her: ....

girls are stupid amirite?

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girls are stupid amirite?

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urriteSir.

Hail, Pooptoad!

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you: hey, wanna see a picture of a toad that looks kinda like a piece of [censored]?

her: .....

you: its a toad.......that looks like a [censored].......dont you find that awesome?

her: ....

girls are stupid amirite?

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no, I actually sprung it on her with no introduction.
First there's me in a bathing suit with a beer in my hand,
then there's me spooning with some chick passed out on the beach, and right between them, BAM! pooptoad.

Her reaction:

EWW wtf is THAT?!

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Beat: this is a lie

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are you referring to me or to yourself?
If it's me then you're wrong, it's true
If it's you, then that's one of those weird nth level things because it can't logically work, so nh i guess

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Beat: this is a lie

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are you referring to me or to yourself?
If it's me then you're wrong, it's true
If it's you, then that's one of those weird nth level things because it can't logically work, so nh i guess

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beat

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you: hey, wanna see a picture of a toad that looks kinda like a piece of [censored]?

her: .....

you: its a toad.......that looks like a [censored].......dont you find that awesome?

her: ....

girls are stupid amirite?

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no, I actually sprung it on her with no introduction.
First there's me in a bathing suit with a beer in my hand,
then there's me spooning with some chick passed out on the beach, and right between them, BAM! pooptoad.

Her reaction:

EWW wtf is THAT?!

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wait!
what did she think about pooptoad we wont care what she thinks of you in a bathing suit seriously man..

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I was sending her pics of my weekend at myrtle beach and saw pooptoad and figured I'd send that along with them.

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Very good choice, sir!

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BEAT: She called pooptoad "disgusting" and claimed she wanted to vom just looking at it.

The correct move is to never speak to this obviously defective female again, but does this blasphemy warrant even more drastic measures? Discuss.


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Apart from pooptoad being srs business: According to Tucker Max: "If she can't take a joke - [censored] her."

BTW I have no trouble believing OP. It's not that hard to decide "Hey let's send her something borderline I find amusing; let's see how she reacts (if she can take a joke)."

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Since this thread is worthless without pics:

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Girl's pics would be greatly appreciated. Then we could mspaint her and pooptoad. B+ thread so far, girl's pics really would increase the potential.