survived 5/10 NL vs the blob! (trip report w/ pics)
admittedly this is quite long, but most of it is mspaint, so that makes up for it...
anyway, about a week ago i got ip banned, and with no 2+2 to browse while online pokering i decided not to play online, and instead focused my attention on school, god of war II and drinking. i woke up at 7 on friday morning for some reason and played GOW2. i got tired of it after a while, and grabbed 2k to play some live 5/10 NL. many of you don't know what i look like, i should probably share this...behold: http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/4527/merm4.jpg this is a picture of me on a bridge on a family vacation: http://img523.imageshack.us/img523/1416/bridgefx7.jpg anyway, i was minding my own business playing at the table when all of the sudden i heard this inhuman growl, and this hideously large old woman enters. she was holding a crutch and wearing those "blind old people" glasses that most blind old people tend to wear. her nipples were poking through the shirt and looked horrifying; they were oblong and discolored. but since descriptions can only get you so far, here's a pic of what she looked like: http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/2...barealvfi3.jpg she also left a trail of goo past where she walked. many postulated as to what it could be, but i knew the truth: menstraul fluid. she was very loud and negative to all players during her play. makes sense really. then action folded to me on the button as i looked at JJ. i raised to 35. sb folds, she calls in the bb. Flop: TT4, with 2 clubs. i bet 60, she calls. Turn: 2h. i bet 100, she raises to 200, i re-raise to 400, she calls river: Qc. i check, she checks. I flip JJ, she flips QJo for the win. she babbled about how although she misread me, she must have done something right cuz she was raking the chips. i wanted to crush her. she immediately after the hand gets up to take a dinner break. http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/1355/table1yo8.jpg now i can only imagine what a dinner with God's Mistake must be like, but i envision it would be something like this: http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9...nismbotou7.jpg she came back and i sat at the table with about 1500. once again i was on the button and action folded to me. i have AKo, i again raise to 35, sb folds and she calls. Flop: A65. all hearts. i have the Kh. i lead for 70. she calls turn: Ad. i lead for 200. she calls. river: Ks. i shrewdly check. she bets 500. i tank, then shove. she calls immediately and gleefully shows her 6s full. i jump in the air and throw my cards up, they land on the table in front of me as i yell out "YOU LOSE! ACES FULL!" http://img521.imageshack.us/img521/9629/table2jj4.jpg she growled again angrily and demanded to know how i could play like that. i told her "now we're even." she had no idea what i was talking about. "do you even know who i am?!" "the long lost daughter of jabba the hut?" she then demanded a table change. http://img95.imageshack.us/img95/4354/table3vc7.jpg she then came after me...big mistake...it ended badly http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/4480/hitsrv7.jpg http://img513.imageshack.us/img513/5449/finalejd7.jpg very badly. but seriously, she moved to table 5. final results: 5 hours +$1,320 +846 experience points |
Re: survived 5/10 NL vs the blob! (trip report w/ pics)
VNH Sir
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Re: survived 5/10 NL vs the blob! (trip report w/ pics)
Nice
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This is quality.
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A+
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Re: survived 5/10 NL vs the blob! (trip report w/ pics)
this is such an amazing post on so many levels
i play tons of fighting games for one, so i really enjoyed the 25 hits, very nice man kudos for the inclusion of exp as well <3 <3 <3 |
Re: survived 5/10 NL vs the blob! (trip report w/ pics)
Another 5/10 story:
PokerStars GAME #7469740355: HOLD'EM NO LIMIT ($5/$10) - 2006/12/16 - 15:19:51 (ET) Table 'Peneleos' 6-max Seat #4 is the button Seat 4: Dalmations ($597 in chips) Seat 5: Lukieplaya ($4614 in chips) Seat 6: gambler2k4 ($995 in chips) Lukieplaya: posts small blind $5 gambler2k4: posts big blind $10 __2cb__: sits out *** HOLE CARDS *** Dealt to Lukieplaya [4d As] Dalmations: folds Lukieplaya: raises $30 to $40 gambler2k4: raises $100 to $140 Longhorne joins the table at seat #2 Lukieplaya: raises $4474 to $4614 and is all-in gambler2k4: calls $855 and is all-in *** FLOP *** [8h 2d 3h] *** TURN *** [8h 2d 3h] [6d] *** RIVER *** [8h 2d 3h 6d] [2h] *** SHOW DOWN *** Lukieplaya: shows [4d As] (a pair of Deuces) gambler2k4: mucks hand Lukieplaya collected $1989 from pot |
Re: survived 5/10 NL vs the blob! (trip report w/ pics)
I stopped after the first picture
this is very embarassing |
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I stopped after the first picture [/ QUOTE ] probably cuz i didn't have any pics of guys in bathrobes looking seductively at your camera. |
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[ QUOTE ] I stopped after the first picture [/ QUOTE ] probably cuz i didn't have any pics of guys in bathrobes looking seductively at your camera. [/ QUOTE ] Em2 = smoked. NH Op. Also tl;dr but I'm sure it was great. |
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