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SNOWBALL 05-07-2007 04:45 AM

Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me
 
http://www.thebricktestament.com/the...aw/dt28_15.jpg
Deuteronomy 28:15
'If you are not careful to keep all of Yahweh's laws...'
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Deuteronomy 28:21, 30
'...then all of the following curses will befall and overtake you. Though you will get engaged to marry a woman...'
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Deuteronomy 28:30
'...another man will rape her.'
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Deuteronomy 28:63, 27
'Yahweh will take delight in ruining and destroying you. He will afflict you with hemorrhoids, scurvy, and the itch, and you will find no cure.'

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Deuteronomy 28:35, 27
'Yahweh will strike you with foul ulcers, boils, and tumors from which there will be no cure, from the sole of your foot to the top of your head.'

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Deuteronomy 28:28
'Yahweh will strike you with madness, blindness, and confusion until you grope your way around at noon like a blind man groping in the dark, and your steps lead you nowhere.'
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Leviticus 26:22
'Yahweh will send wild animals to attack you.'
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Deuteronomy 28:53
'You will eat the flesh of your own sons and daughters.'
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Deuteronomy 28:22
'Yahweh will strike you down with consumption, fever, rash, drought, blight, and mildew. And these will pursue you until your ruin.'
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Deuteronomy 28:26
'Your dead body will be carrion for all wild birds and all wild animals, with no one to scare them away.'
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Deuteronomy 28:45
'All of these curses will befall you for not having obeyed the voice of Yahweh your God by keeping his laws which he has laid down for you.'

Barretboy 05-07-2007 04:46 AM

Re: Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me
 
Stop trolling.

Cumulonimbus 05-07-2007 04:51 AM

Re: Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me
 
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Stop trolling.

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lol you stop

http://www.thebricktestament.com/the...dt28_63p27.jpg

rofl

CastlesMadeASand 05-07-2007 04:55 AM

Re: Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me
 
A+++

govman6767 08-08-2007 04:14 AM

Re: Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me
 
I hate snowball I hate him I hate him I hate him.

But against my better judgement in saying this.

This might be the best and funniest post ever on 2+2 GRATZ on you stunning acomplishment.

I hope to see more lego stories in the future.

TheVelocity 08-08-2007 04:16 AM

Re: Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me
 
Wait...God's real?

ebepse 08-08-2007 04:19 AM

Re: Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me
 
[ QUOTE ]
I hate snowball I hate him I hate him I hate him.

But against my better judgement in saying this.

This might be the best and funniest post ever on 2+2 GRATZ on you stunning acomplishment.

I hope to see more lego stories in the future.

[/ QUOTE ]

he didnt make this ldo obv

but its awesome nonetheless

SNOWBALL 08-08-2007 04:24 AM

Re: Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me
 
[ QUOTE ]

I hate snowball I hate him I hate him I hate him.


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Ok, so now you're bumping my super old posts. On a scale of one to BASTARD!, how obsessed are you with me?
I'm gonna go with BASTARD!

kyleb 08-08-2007 04:43 AM

Re: Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me
 
god is a badass you know

govman6767 08-08-2007 05:50 AM

Re: Oh [censored]. GOD is the one who doomswitched me
 
I'm not the one who bumped it


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