GRIMSTARR vs NLBERNSSSSSSSSSS
 

How the hell have there not been multiple threads on this totally awesome 2 day long HU match?

Or any threads on nlberns' antics at all? hes hilarious

Re: GRIMSTARR vs NLBERNSSSSSSSSSS
 

omg the chat has been just epic....ive been watching some and its [censored] hilarious

nlberns: DONT HIT 90
nlberns: THEN I QUIT
Dealer: nlberns wins the pot ($100)
Dealer: Hand #2322729613
Dealer: Grimstarr wins the pot ($100)
Dealer: Hand #2322730512
Grimstarr: i dont care
Grimstarr: if u quit
Grimstarr: ull be back
Grimstarr: no dobt
Dealer: Grimstarr wins the pot ($200)
Grimstarr: all the degens
Grimstarr: come back
Dealer: Hand #2322731734
Dealer: Grimstarr wins the pot ($100)
Grimstarr: thats what u are
Dealer: Hand #2322732670
Grimstarr: a degen
Grimstarr: just like me
Grimstarr: degen
Grimstarr: for life

Re: GRIMSTARR vs NLBERNSSSSSSSSSS
 

This would only be more effective if it was the death rattle of Michael Madsen.

Re: GRIMSTARR vs NLBERNSSSSSSSSSS
 

I was looking for a thread about this earlier. These two are hilarious. I saved a couple of the bigger pots from this morning.....


Full Tilt Poker Game #2322289017: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:40:20 ET - 2007/04/30
Seat 1: nlberns ($39,612.25)
Seat 2: Grimstarr ($25,090.75)
Grimstarr posts the small blind of $50
nlberns posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Grimstarr raises to $300
nlberns raises to $1,480
Grimstarr calls $1,180
*** FLOP *** [5c 4s 9c]
nlberns checks
Grimstarr bets $2,500
nlberns calls $2,500
*** TURN *** [5c 4s 9c] [8s]
nlberns checks
Grimstarr has 15 seconds left to act
Grimstarr bets $6,200
nlberns raises to $35,632.25, and is all in
Grimstarr calls $14,910.75, and is all in
nlberns shows [8h 9h]
Grimstarr shows [6c 7s]
Uncalled bet of $14,521.50 returned to nlberns
*** RIVER *** [5c 4s 9c 8s] [Qc]
nlberns shows two pair, Nines and Eights
Grimstarr shows a straight, Nine high
Grimstarr wins the pot ($50,181) with a straight, Nine high
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $50,181.50 | Rake $0.50
Board: [5c 4s 9c 8s Qc]
Seat 1: nlberns (big blind) showed [8h 9h] and lost with two pair, Nines and Eights
Seat 2: Grimstarr (small blind) showed [6c 7s] and won ($50,181) with a straight, Nine high


Then less than 10 hands later..


Full Tilt Poker Game #2322304300: Table Masters (heads up) - $50/$100 - No Limit Hold'em - 16:42:50 ET - 2007/04/30
Seat 1: nlberns ($13,171.50)
Seat 2: Grimstarr ($51,530)
Grimstarr posts the small blind of $50
nlberns posts the big blind of $100
The button is in seat #2
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Grimstarr raises to $300
nlberns calls $200
*** FLOP *** [6d 8h 5h]
nlberns checks
Grimstarr bets $600
nlberns calls $600
*** TURN *** [6d 8h 5h] [8s]
nlberns checks
Grimstarr bets $1,800
nlberns calls $1,800
*** RIVER *** [6d 8h 5h 8s] [Kd]
nlberns checks
Grimstarr bets $4,500
nlberns raises to $10,471.50, and is all in
Grimstarr calls $5,971.50
*** SHOW DOWN ***
nlberns shows [8d Ac] (three of a kind, Eights)
Grimstarr shows [6c 6s] (a full house, Sixes full of Eights)
Grimstarr wins the pot ($26,342.50) with a full house, Sixes full of Eights
nlberns is sitting out
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot $26,343 | Rake $0.50
Board: [6d 8h 5h 8s Kd]
Seat 1: nlberns (big blind) showed [8d Ac] and lost with three of a kind, Eights
Seat 2: Grimstarr (small blind) showed [6c 6s] and won ($26,342.50) with a full house, Sixes full of Eights

nlberns: SHE TOOK THE PIPE LIKE A CHAMP
Grimstarr: lmao
Grimstarr: int he pooper?
Grimstarr: WTF
Grimstarr: CHOP
Grimstarr: i was so confident
Grimstarr: reload
nlberns: nah tired
Grimstarr: its one click
Grimstarr: its not like
Grimstarr: u gotta walk to the cage
nlberns: ya but im quitting
Grimstarr: goodnight

Re: GRIMSTARR vs NLBERNSSSSSSSSSS
 

I was watching last night when grimstarr was getting [censored] by nearly every turn or river. He was tilting/fake tilting in the chat like crazy. Was entertaining.

Re: GRIMSTARR vs NLBERNSSSSSSSSSS
 

more chat...

Grimstarr: m,aybe ill be hot
Grimstarr: then
Grimstarr: 200400
Grimstarr: bring ur 40k there
nlberns: NOPE GOING TO BED
nlberns: IN 10 MINUTES
Grimstarr: u should
nlberns: HAHAHAHAH
Grimstarr: this was a big day for u
nlberns: I DEF AM
Grimstarr: u should celebrtate
nlberns: I WILL
Grimstarr: throw a party
Grimstarr: THIS IS WHY IM HOT
Grimstarr: I WON 50K
Grimstarr: IM HOT HOT HOT
nlberns: IILL NAME MY BAR AFTER U

Re: GRIMSTARR vs NLBERNSSSSSSSSSS
 

nlberns: DONT RAISE TO 500
Grimstarr: lol
nlberns: I CANT CALL THAT MUCH
Grimstarr: call
Grimstarr: more

...

nlberns: UR A SOON TO BE BROKE
PRETENDER
nlberns: SO U CANT EVEN BORROW
nlberns: YOU'LL HAVE TO GRIND
nlberns: 1/2

Grimstarr: suicide time
Grimstarr: i lost my roll
Grimstarr: toi berns
Grimstarr: time to killself
Grimstarr: this 10k
Grimstarr: is borowed
Grimstarr: from matesow

Re: GRIMSTARR vs NLBERNSSSSSSSSSS
 

55555 do u have the chat about the porno? if so plz post, that may be the funniest part i saw besides grim quoting 2pac.

Re: GRIMSTARR vs NLBERNSSSSSSSSSS
 

ok so who ended up and by how much?

Re: GRIMSTARR vs NLBERNSSSSSSSSSS
 

no, i didn't rail the game. Just googled nlberns and copy/pasted from another site