I just had my biggest downswing in real life.
 

What I thought would be just another normal day, turned out to be the single worst day of my life. So one of my friends wanted to go to Morongo Casinos and me being the [censored] I am agreed to do so. As I was backing out my car, I got a call that diverted my attention from the rear view mirror. Just as Murphy's law intended, I hit a car and dented its door. Problem is, this is a friend's car and while I am under his insurance, I do not want his premium to go up. So being the baller that I am (I had a 2.1k check from pokerstars I was going to deposit), I ask her if I can pay with cash. She comes up with an estimate price of 2.5k (yeah right lady) and I offer my check. She's a working mom and seems really nice and trusting (and of course, a MILF). I pay her the check and she promises she will give me a receipt and pay me back the difference, and I of course agreed to pay the difference. I'm guessing it'll come around $650 however but do not really want to complain at this point. I just want to get out of there.

Anyways, on the way there, my accelerator stops working. [censored], I'm out of gas. My mind was elsewhere obviously. So I pull to the right and after 30 minutes, Triple A comes. After filling up, I continue to my destination. I pick up my friend and he says, "I hate to bring you more bad news, but you have a nail in your right tire." !@#!@#!@$#@$@#$@#. I go to the tire station and they tell me they can't patch it up because the nail is on the side. I need a completely new tire. What else could I do but laugh at this point?



I end up at Morongo and end up playing 1/3NL with 100 cap (my original intentions was to play 5/10NL but we all know why that wasn't possible today)

I get stacked with 10,10 by A,A

Re: I just had my biggest downswing in real life.
 

I predict an outpouring of sympathy

Re: I just had my biggest downswing in real life.
 

Dude, you should not own a car.

you suck at driving.



wow....


go back to Drivers Ed.




now.




i mean right now.




START MOVING!!!

Re: I just had my biggest downswing in real life.
 

if this is your worst day ever, you must have a [censored] dream life, stfu.

Re: I just had my biggest downswing in real life.
 

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Dude, you should not own a car.

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Fortunately, he doesn't.

Re: I just had my biggest downswing in real life.
 

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if this is your worst day ever, you must have a [censored] dream life, stfu.

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while this is a little on the harsh side i mostly agree.

OP- sorry dude, dont slit ur wrists over it tho.

Re: I just had my biggest downswing in real life.
 

[ QUOTE ]
Dude, you should not own a car.

you suck at driving.



wow....


go back to Drivers Ed.




now.




i mean right now.




START MOVING!!!

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as long as you walk there

Re: I just had my biggest downswing in real life.
 

you wanna talk downswing? read this current thread
Actually - may not be downswing, but helluvalot more variance than this story.

Re: I just had my biggest downswing in real life.
 

I remember the worse day of my life:

Grandma died,

My dad found out on that day that my Grandma and Grandpa had run up $100K of defaulted IRS small business taxes under my dad's SSN (which he had to pay off and that killed my college fund).

As a result we diss-owned the majority of my family [which I haven't spoken to in 20 years]...

Lack of college funds led me to join the Army where I got to watch two of my friends die...

SHUT THE F---K up you moron... I hope this is a gimmic account and/or you get some unidentified strand of herpes.

P.S. if you're driving to Morongo for a cash game... your an idiot.... Pechanga has better action.

Re: I just had my biggest downswing in real life.
 

The worst day of your life involved

Dinging another car
Running out of gas
Getting a flat.
Losing with pocket Aces.


Wow that is terrible. On the bright side, you have filled your quota of really bad stuff happening to you for the next 30-40 years, so expect nothing but good things for yourself during that time frame.