BRAG: I JUST HAD AN ORGASM.
 

Ok i just got wasted and on my way driving home i had to PISS SO FREAKING BAD I WANTED TO KILL MYSELF. I almost pissed my pants in the elevator on the way up to my PIMP ASS APARTMENT. I held it like a man and when i finally got in i went to my pisser and LET LOOSE. HOLY F0CK I SWEAR TO GOD LETTING THAT OUT WAS BETTER THAN ANY ORGASM I'VE EVER HAD.

Varience: I WAS DRIVING HOME BY MYSELF AND WILL NOT GET LAID TONIGHT

Re: BRAG: I JUST HAD AN ORGASM.
 

Brag: you didn't kill someone driving home wasted

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i hope hit a telephone poll next time u drive wasted

Re: BRAG: I JUST HAD AN ORGASM.
 

This forum is going to hell in a handbasket..

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dude i was totally cool to drive man

Re: BRAG: I JUST HAD AN ORGASM.
 

then you were not wasted. i hope all drunk drivers go to hell.

Re: BRAG: I JUST HAD AN ORGASM.
 

always better to drive, you might get run over by someone who's spent all night in the pub if you walk.

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then you were not wasted. i hope all drunk drivers go to hell.

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Re: BRAG: I JUST HAD AN ORGASM.
 

die in a grease fire you [censored] piece of [censored] drunkdriver

p.s this forum is becoming a waste of internet pretty fast d.s

Re: BRAG: I JUST HAD AN ORGASM.
 

ice trey you suck really hard, like venom007 hard