This is the closest I have ever been to beratement. warning donkament
 

Edit: I never berate/complain whatever. Just not in me. I cracked after almost 3 years right here.

Edit 2: He tanked for almost 30 seconds.


PokerStars Game #9083004088: Tournament #45258663, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (200/400) - 2007/03/25 - 14:00:37 (ET)
Table '45258663 71' 9-max Seat #3 is the button
Seat 1: Fidoo (8825 in chips)
Seat 2: Divingducky (14365 in chips)
Seat 3: Davethebest (7200 in chips)
Seat 4: MattSuspect (11240 in chips)
Seat 5: MissWinter (6170 in chips)
Seat 6: Aramäer (15525 in chips)
Seat 7: biggsy (17025 in chips)
Seat 8: slesic (9425 in chips)
Seat 9: cjh2 (9500 in chips)
MattSuspect: posts small blind 200
MissWinter: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MattSuspect [9s 9c]
Aramäer: folds
biggsy: folds
slesic: calls 400
cjh2: folds
Fidoo: folds
Divingducky: folds
Davethebest: folds
MattSuspect: calls 200
MissWinter: checks
*** FLOP *** [Ad 5d Ah]
MattSuspect: checks
MissWinter: checks
slesic: bets 800
MattSuspect: raises 1200 to 2000
MissWinter: folds
slesic: raises 2000 to 4000
MattSuspect: raises 6840 to 10840 and is all-in
slesic: calls 5025 and is all-in
*** TURN *** [Ad 5d Ah] [Kh]
*** RIVER *** [Ad 5d Ah Kh] [Qh]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
MattSuspect: shows [9s 9c] (two pair, Aces and Nines)
slesic: shows [Ks Ts] (two pair, Aces and Kings)
Fidoo said, "wow"
slesic collected 19250 from pot
MattSuspect said, "jesus"
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 19250 | Rake 0
Board [Ad 5d Ah Kh Qh]
Seat 1: Fidoo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Divingducky folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 3: Davethebest (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MattSuspect (small blind) showed [9s 9c] and lost with two pair, Aces and Nines
Seat 5: MissWinter (big blind) folded on the Flop
Seat 6: Aramäer folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 7: biggsy folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 8: slesic showed [Ks Ts] and won (19250) with two pair, Aces and Kings
Seat 9: cjh2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)


Obviously the [censored] finished me off too.

PokerStars Game #9083105774: Tournament #45258663, $200+$15 Hold'em No Limit - Level V (200/400) - 2007/03/25 - 14:06:22 (ET)
Table '45258663 71' 9-max Seat #5 is the button
Seat 1: Fidoo (8825 in chips)
Seat 2: Divingducky (14365 in chips)
Seat 4: MattSuspect (1815 in chips)
Seat 5: MissWinter (5570 in chips)
Seat 6: Aramäer (15125 in chips)
Seat 7: biggsy (17025 in chips)
Seat 8: slesic (19250 in chips)
Seat 9: cjh2 (17300 in chips)
Aramäer: posts small blind 200
biggsy: posts big blind 400
*** HOLE CARDS ***
Dealt to MattSuspect [Ad Ts]
slesic: calls 400
cjh2: folds
Fidoo: folds
Divingducky: folds
MattSuspect: raises 1415 to 1815 and is all-in
MissWinter: folds
Aramäer: folds
Mildred53 is connected
biggsy: folds
slesic: calls 1415
*** FLOP *** [7c Th Ac]
*** TURN *** [7c Th Ac] [Jh]
*** RIVER *** [7c Th Ac Jh] [Qc]
*** SHOW DOWN ***
slesic: shows [Qd Kh] (a straight, Ten to Ace)
MattSuspect: shows [Ad Ts] (two pair, Aces and Tens)
slesic collected 4230 from pot
*** SUMMARY ***
Total pot 4230 | Rake 0
Board [7c Th Ac Jh Qc]
Seat 1: Fidoo folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 2: Divingducky folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 4: MattSuspect showed [Ad Ts] and lost with two pair, Aces and Tens
Seat 5: MissWinter (button) folded before Flop (didn't bet)
Seat 6: Aramäer (small blind) folded before Flop
Seat 7: biggsy (big blind) folded before Flop
Seat 8: slesic showed [Qd Kh] and won (4230) with a straight, Ten to Ace
Seat 9: cjh2 folded before Flop (didn't bet)

Re: This is the closest I have ever been to beratement. warning donka
 

lol donkaments

Re: This is the closest I have ever been to beratement. warning donka
 

It's fun playing against people who don't like money, I think that is the only way to explain that call.

Re: This is the closest I have ever been to beratement. warning donka
 

el oh el documents.......dubya tee eff is that

Re: This is the closest I have ever been to beratement. warning donka
 

sick call

Re: This is the closest I have ever been to beratement. warning donka
 

28 minutes until another MTT!