Signed off Stars with 8 left in SNG, Came in 2nd.
 

Brag: I had to go eat dinner. 8 people left in a $16 turbo SNG. I went all-in with AK for 1560 with blinds at 10/20 and signed off before I even saw the hand play out.

Turns out I won that hand to bring me to $3000, and somehow I auto-folded my way into 2nd place. Got to three handed and moron called a preflop push with AJ when I had <2k and blinds of 100/200.

Beat: I had no more cornbread for my chili at dinner.

Variance: Got dealt AA twice and KK once while I was sitting out. Probably coulda won first, might have busted out.

Re: Signed off Stars with 8 left in SNG, Came in 2nd.
 

Honestly the low lvl SNGs are that easy.

Win one hand to double up to 3k+
fold around enough where you don't get into a stupid situation with a marginal holding
wait for lagtards to bust themselves out
...
profit!