I HAS COME TO AMERICA (NSFW)
 

a few weeks ago my friend called me from america and says its probably time for me to go back to america to party. i havent been to america since i left the university of oregon a year or so ago. but my friend said that i shouldnt go to oregon because hes in southern california. (why would i go to oregon if my friend is in california--that wouldnt make any sense.) so i got on my plane a couple days ago and left. we had a stop over at charles de gaul, which is in france.

http://img125.imageshack.us/img125/4783/euromapan2.png


i had never been to california. i was taken aback by the mexican proliferation. but it was nice to see my friend.

http://img48.imageshack.us/img48/5806/meetcc6.png


my friend asked me what i wanted to do now that i was back in america. i said that i wanted to buy a gun.

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/764/gunuf8.png


apparently you have to take some sort of test to prove that you dont have down syndrome, or else they wont let you have a gun.

http://img510.imageshack.us/img510/4740/testyq8.png


i did well on the test and they said i could have my gun in ten days. then my friend showed me the health club he bought with his dead parents money. it was nice and i met a girl there.

http://img466.imageshack.us/img466/6...bershipli7.png


she was receptive to my clever pick-up line and agreed to come back to my friends place. then we eiffel towered her.


the end.

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it's too bad the last image will probably earn you a ban for an otherwise comical post

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lol might want to add nsfw

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Welcome Home Son!

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this is solid, A+

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yes, funny post, someone save to the computer before gw unsheathes his ban stick

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very nice.

LOL..."ostrich"

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solid

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