Maximizing EV
 

I'm discussing at lunch today how it must be nice to get free food at the tables at Commerce, where as the Bellagio makes us pay for our food, and how I pay $37 for a chicken sandwich there. I am told that paying $37 for a chicken sandwich is outrageous, but I explain that since I am making much more than $37 an hour, it is +EV, and therefore wortwhile to stay at the table while eating.

I am then reminded of the astronaut who began driving while wearing a diaper in order to save time on her trip to murder another member of her love triangle. I am told that sitting at the table while wearing a diaper would also be +EV, both live and online. We would not have to leave for bathroom breaks, which allows us to play more hands, therefore making it more +EV. Not only that, but playing live, the benefits of the diaper are magnified. Imagine taking a [censored] in your diaper, and the smell slowly begins to make it's way around the table. This will undoubtetly cause other players @ the table to make incorrect decisions, thus making it even more +EV.

The question is, how far are YOU willing to go to maximize EV???

Re: Maximizing EV
 

repost in B&M imo.

Re: Maximizing EV
 

Maybe you should try this out and write a trip report.

Re: Maximizing EV
 

my buddies piss in bottles frequently, i have my roomate who is terrible at poker sit and fold hands and if he gets aces or kings click on my timebank