Quick BBV I need a story
 

My gf wants me to tell her a story over the phone. I have no ideas. C'mon BBV gogogo. One sentence/paragraph each.

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so your best friend came over...

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naked. not to be a discourteous host, you decide to...

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put coke on his chest and snort it. you pull out your...

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You call for a hooker and your sister shows up. You proceed to...

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snorkel and offer a swim in the pool

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Elves are good.

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this could go places if you [censored]' get organized.

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snorkel and offer a swim in the pool

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full of dollar bills. your friend put on a...

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your friend put on a..

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Two piece suit and told you he ...