Ask me about being Valedictorian
 

I am graduating today after returning to school after years of doing 'other' things. I have a GPA over 3.9, and I have been elected as the valedictorian in my course of study.

I am concluding a degree in English looking to pursue my Phd in literary studies in order to become a professor. Ask me some questions as to how I did it, or some general questions about school or how I rock.

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-Jay

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say someone drugged you and coerced you into doing gay porn with them tomorrow. what is the max amount of money you would pay them in ransom per month to not send the video to your mom, friends and everyone at your college?

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what do you do with an English major?

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I wouldn't be worried about dissemination at school - it's too big to worry about my classmates seeing it.

Obviously I would not want my family to see it. I wouldn't be too worried about my friends seeing it; they've seen me do too many crazy things to make a gay sex tape seem provocative.

In the end, I don't think I would pay too much. If I were to have gay sex, I would make sure it was discreet anyway, and if I were to tape it, I would also insure that it would be hot enough to insure a profit.

I don't like [censored], nor would I like to have it in my mouth or stuck in my ass.

Good question though. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

- Jay

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what kind of college, barber or clown?

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I wouldn't be worried about dissemination at school - it's too big to worry about my classmates seeing it.

Obviously I would not want my family to see it. I wouldn't be too worried about my friends seeing it; they've seen me do too many crazy things to make a gay sex tape seem provocative.

In the end, I don't think I would pay too much. If I were to have gay sex, I would make sure it was discreet anyway, and if I were to tape it, I would also insure that it would be hot enough to insure a profit.

I don't like [censored], nor would I like to have it in my mouth or stuck in my ass.

Good question though. [img]/images/graemlins/smile.gif[/img]

- Jay

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you are officially gayer than Sklansky naked riding a pony.

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I didn't even get past the mental naked Sklansky picture.

I couldn't imagine him on a pony. Perhaps it makes the whole vision more compelling.

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When did come to terms with wearing rollerblades?

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Yea, I have a question...

You're gay.