I am a [censored] master pimp and reader of donkey tourists...
Playing live at the bellagio I made the absolute sickest call ever... I have about 2600 in front of me at a 5/10nl table im in the sb and i limp in with 33... Flop comes qj5 2 diamonds... bb checks button( who limps checks as well) turn is a 6 i bet out about 2/3 of the pot bb then raises me to 100???? This player had been getting absolutely owned earlier on and had been quiet for a while. I just call considering the draw happy board... The river is a blank i check he bets 300????? I then start to think about all the possible hands he could have and then see him put his hands over his mouth and see a bulge in his neck after a huge swallow... I then call and he taps the table and says nice call and turns over his missed flush draw on the turn( A4dd) i then turn over my 33 very proud and get about 8( omg what a [censored] call facial expressions ) yes im very very good... Point to this story is when you read people as well as I do you go with your gut... Most people would get the ( man this guy calls anything tag) with me i got the what a [censored] read rob man... You to could be here just keep practicing. LATES
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Re: I am a [censored] master pimp and reader of donkey tourists...
I VOTED FOR BOTH!!
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I VOTED FOR BOTH!! [/ QUOTE ] ZOMG ME 2 |
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Re: I am a [censored] master pimp and reader of donkey tourists...
HURRRRRRRRRRR I SAW THIS CALLDOWN BU MIKE SEXTON ON TV SO NOW IM GONNA MAKE A THREAD WHERE I KINDA DO THE SAME HURRRRRRRRRR
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Re: I am a [censored] master pimp and reader of donkey tourists...
mmm yeah this was live poker not tourny poker dont hate cuz your down in the pits grinding away at 5 10cc... not a good way to go through life...
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Re: I am a [censored] master pimp and reader of donkey tourists...
$10 says the river that he wont tell us was a 3
by the way, calling a raise with 33 on the turn means you hate money |
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mmm yeah this was live poker not tourny poker dont hate cuz your down in the pits grinding away at 5 10cc... not a good way to go through life... [/ QUOTE ] nope im too busy grinding your mother with her ass up face down duct taped to my bed |
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